I've bought several ipods for family and friends, but never owned one myself. I have a crappy $40 samsung 512mb player i bought 4 years ago that runs on a single AA and is perfect for listening to stern, this american life etc. during my commute.
My story however is from college, when on some random weekend I was in the dorm bathroom releasing some processed beer when a very drunken girl stumbled in (coed bathrooms) and giggled her way to the toilet. Anyway she started screaming as i was walking out so i figured what the hell, i'll go make sure she hasn't gotten her foot stuck in the toilet or something. Anyway she had vomited in the toilet but was screaming about her ipod and phone. after screaming at me to help her i peered into the bowl and saw her ipod (i guess 3g was newest at that time?) and her brand new moto razr (way back when they were at least $250 with contract). I got her to do the dirty work and drag them out, and she threw them in the sink to wash them off, which i told her was a bad idea, but really i wasn't going to argue, i wasn't touching them in their current state.
Anyway I toweled them off for her and asked how the hell they fell in the toilet, to which she replied by pointing to her large chest and saying 'no pockets'. Apparently she had been using her chest as a holding place for them since her skanky outfit had no pockets, and when she leaned in for a puke they 'popped out'.
I told her not to turn them on but to let them dry in the sun for a week first, but I never talked to her again and have no idea if either device survived...but I doubt it.