iPod Muggings Will Go Through The Roof (and word of warning)

[matticus008]

And Lacero, you're Death Star isn't even completed yet. Plus we all know it just takes a couple of photon torpedos down a shaft to destroy the whole thing. What if someone mugged you at photon torpedo-point.

Now now, we all know that the second Death Star had no such vulnerability. Its flaw was that very human one, hubris. What kind of fool puts shields on a planet? And then devises a plan feigning weakness while not controlling all variables? The teddy bears would not have been that hard to handle. Clearly the solution is to move those shield generators to onboard the Death Star itself. Anyway, my investment portfolio doesn't quite cover the remaining 35% of interior volume.

But back to the original topic, if you're walking around in public watching a video on your iPod, watch out for ME, because I'll be the one pushing you into the street or nearest open door so you get the hell out of the way. There's too many of us and not enough sidewalk for idiots to be wandering around and not paying attention to their surroundings. Tourists are bad enough, we don't need oblivious types to multiply, too.