Is anyone guilty of...

[Arnaud]

Or maybe they've found rats in the house, and they suspect you (and your bedroom/socks) might be involved. Run away when you see the Sanitary Services by the door.

 

[savar]

No. But I do get the butler to do a bit of cleaning in the kitchen before the cleaner gets here as my chef leaves it in such a bad state.

...and the gardener tracked dirt through the house and the maid's feather boa is molting all over the place too.

I'm thinking of hiring a pre-cleaner to come clean before the real cleaner because I can't handle it by myself anymore.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Nope, we don't have a cleaner. We're not quite posh enough for that.

But I know my boss has a cleaner, and she always has a tidy before her cleaner pays a visit.

 

[4JNA]

merry maids?!

tried picking up the maid once...

then got married, but not to the maid. now i am the maid

strange world indeed!

 

[MattyMac]

I tidy up my stuff before the cleaner comes. Their job is to clean, not to tidy.

I was just about to say that...you hit the nail right on the head!