Second, the bag you have is not really metro, as js81 asserts.
Metro (a.k.a., Metrosexual) = a heterosexual man with strong concerns for apperance...
That's what the bag says to me. It says "hi, I'm not gay, but I sure do care for what I look like." Nothing wrong with that, of course, but most men DON'T want that. I like the bag - but my wife likes it more.