Oh darn!
And I thought I could be both kosher and a cannibal!
I guess I'll have to give one of them up.
And I thought I could be both kosher and a cannibal!
I guess I'll have to give one of them up.
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It's Official: Humans taste like Pork
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Well, we don't have hooves or chew our own cud (other people's cud, perhaps
), so we weren't before either.
Gosh, I LOVE bacon! Perhaps turning into a post-nuclear-holocaust cannibal won't be as bad as I thought.
In Papua New Guinea white people are referred to in pigeon english (local lingua franca) as "long pork".I misspent a year there a looong time ago.
And I for one thought that the taste was more like beef.And here all along I thought that human tasted like chicken.
And I for one thought that the taste was more like beef.
Well now you know that you were wrong.
I'm not sure if this thread is more funny or if it is just strange.
Why is this such a surprise?
Pork flesh is not dissimilar to human flesh, especially the more corpulent examples.
Pork flesh is not dissimilar to human flesh, especially the more corpulent examples.
Oh God, that is absolutely disgusting! That's got to be the only thing I've ever read that made me physicall sick.
Yes, certain chiuauas were bred as a source of food. In fact, that is why we now have the Mexican Hairless breed. They were easier to clean (and I don't mean bath time).P.S. Another factoid: the Aztecs also raised chiuauas for meat. So apparently they must be quite tasty. So next time you see a chiuaua, think of that succulent little morsel being spit-roasted like a lil' cornish hen
And here all along I thought that human tasted like chicken.
No actually the ones that taste like chicken are snakes, tarantulas and some other animals that crawl and such... bipeds taste like pork but we should ask Hannibal Lecter better... don't trust those pesky robot sensors
And now, thanks to you, I'll never be able to eat pork without thinking about this again (the Aztec evidence is a little bit more convincing than a sniffing robot). I'll probably throw up or gag next time I eat a pork chop.Like about 500 years old.
When the Europeans brought pigs into what is now Mexico, the Aztecs (whichever ones were still alive) specifically remarked how pork tasted just like the human flesh that they used to eat.
P.S. Another factoid: the Aztecs also raised chiuauas for meat. So apparently they must be quite tasty. So next time you see a chiuaua, think of that succulent little morsel being spit-roasted like a lil' cornish hen
No actually the ones that taste like chicken are snakes, tarantulas and some other animals that crawl and such... bipeds taste like pork but we should ask Hannibal Lecter better... don't trust those pesky robot sensors
Good point, Hannibal Lecter would be a far better judge of the taste of human flesh than some robot.
