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It's Official: Humans taste like Pork

lmalave said:
When the Europeans brought pigs into what is now Mexico, the Aztecs (whichever ones were still alive) specifically remarked how pork tasted just like the human flesh that they used to eat.
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😱 I guess that we must taste like pig then! 😱
 
Gosh, I LOVE bacon! Perhaps turning into a post-nuclear-holocaust cannibal won't be as bad as I thought.
 
Why is this such a surprise?

Pork flesh is not dissimilar to human flesh, especially the more corpulent examples.
 
lmalave said:
P.S. Another factoid: the Aztecs also raised chiuauas for meat. So apparently they must be quite tasty. So next time you see a chiuaua, think of that succulent little morsel being spit-roasted like a lil' cornish hen 😛
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Yes, certain chiuauas were bred as a source of food. In fact, that is why we now have the Mexican Hairless breed. They were easier to clean (and I don't mean bath time).
 
dmw007 said:
And here all along I thought that human tasted like chicken. 🙄 😀 🙂
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No actually the ones that taste like chicken are snakes, tarantulas and some other animals that crawl and such... bipeds taste like pork but we should ask Hannibal Lecter better... don't trust those pesky robot sensors 😀 😎
 
lmalave said:
Like about 500 years old.

When the Europeans brought pigs into what is now Mexico, the Aztecs (whichever ones were still alive) specifically remarked how pork tasted just like the human flesh that they used to eat.

P.S. Another factoid: the Aztecs also raised chiuauas for meat. So apparently they must be quite tasty. So next time you see a chiuaua, think of that succulent little morsel being spit-roasted like a lil' cornish hen 😛
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And now, thanks to you, I'll never be able to eat pork without thinking about this again (the Aztec evidence is a little bit more convincing than a sniffing robot). I'll probably throw up or gag next time I eat a pork chop.
 
nem3015 said:
No actually the ones that taste like chicken are snakes, tarantulas and some other animals that crawl and such... bipeds taste like pork but we should ask Hannibal Lecter better... don't trust those pesky robot sensors 😀 😎
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Good point, Hannibal Lecter would be a far better judge of the taste of human flesh than some robot. 😀 🙂
 
Pigs are a gateway food to cannibalism.

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