It's Official: Humans taste like Pork

[yellow]

my blood tastes like raw filet mignon.

I kinda expected it to taste like tequila or breastmilk. Dunno why..

 

[floriflee]

Well technically that's becuase your blood is rich in iron.

I know, but if the blood is essentially travelling to every organ in my body I can only imagine how it's affecting how they would taste. Even if other animals' meats are iron-rich somehow it still just doesn't make my own meat seem any more appealing.

 

[daze]

Well now you know that you were wrong.
I'm not sure if this thread is more funny or if it is just strange.

I don't know if I am wrong. Let me eat you and see.

 

[Sirus The Virus]

Wow, I'm just glad I don't eat pork. Meat in general is kinda gross.

 

[TequilaBoobs]

Wow, I'm just glad I don't eat pork. Meat in general is kinda gross.

i think vegetables are kinda gross.

 

[wdlove]

I have no desire at all to find out.

 

[psycoswimmer]

That's absolutely great to know. I just ate bacon this morning. Would it have tasted the same if I took a bite out of my arm?

 

[todd2000]

That's absolutely great to know. I just ate bacon this morning. Would it have tasted the same if I took a bite out of my arm?

Well you would have to cure, and smoke your arm first....

 

[0007776]

I don't know if I am wrong. Let me eat you and see.

Sorry but I don't really want to be eaten right now, maybe later or you could try eating yourself

Pigs are a gateway food to cannibalism.

I think that I will be stealing that for a new sig soon.

 

[After G]

Makes sense when you think about it. At least I don't have to eat people to find out what it's like now.

So how do monkeys taste ... ?

This makes me have second thoughts about eating pork though.

 

[Sun Baked]

This makes me have second thoughts about eating pork though.

Sort of makes me wonder about all those scented oils people baste themselves with when they lay out in the solar cooker.

Now you won't be able to think that some scents would go terrible with pork.

 

[Cult Follower]

Humans are more like pigs than I originally anticipated.

 

[n8mac]

Anybody remember the Sienfeld episode where Kramer basted himself with butter and tanned himself on the roof?
Newman saw Kramer as a roasted chicken. Oh if they only knew!

 

[®îçhå®?]

What kind of sauce goes best with human?

If we taste like pork then i would say Apple although i am partial to barbeque with everything

 

[princealfie]

Okay what does a Macbook taste like?

 

[phillipjfry]

Well I could have told you that.

LOL you stole my post word. for. word.

 

[solvs]

LOL you stole my post word. for. word.

If it makes you feel any better, we don't actually. If we did, alligators would eat us, because they love the taste of pork, but generally hate eating people. People actually taste more like salty chicken.

 

[phillipjfry]

If it makes you feel any better, we don't actually. If we did, alligators would eat us, because they love the taste of pork, but generally hate eating people. People actually taste more like salty chicken.

Swimming at the beach a lot, I heard from seasoned lifeguards that sharks typically only bite humans once, realize how bad they taste, and don't usually eat a whole human in one sitting.

 

[nateDEEZY]

My mind was racing with ideas of HOW they'd know humans tasted like pork upon first reading the title of the thread. I must admit, robots were not included in my list of possibly scenarios.

HAha, i was haaving that same thought!