Nope. The thought literally never entered my mind after reading your post.
And people who say "money doesn't buy happiness" simply don't have enough OF it. Statistically lack of money is the #1 cause of stress and UNhappiness, even outpacing LOVE .
Look, you can tell me you have all the money in the world (and I'm the Sultan of Dubai... this is the internet), but I'm not the one on a thread asking to jailbreak a generation old device, in order to subvert paying my cell company 40$.