James Bond or Jack Bauer

[AliensAreFuzzy]

It's obviously Jack Bauer.

Because, face it, the only reason you're concious is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.

 

[Thomas Veil]

Jack Bauer all the way.

Take away Bond's gadgets, and Jack Bauer will kick his ass. And then disembowel him. With a piece of glass.

 

[Abstract]

Bond.

Oh please, Chuck Norris, all you have to do is break his legs and he's done for.

Is that before or after he roundhouse kicks the snot out of you?

 

[Stampyhead]

James Bond > Jack Bauer

Pretty much anybody > Jack Bauer

Keifer Sutherland and Jack Bauer are the most laughable thing on television.

 

[Abstract]

Yeah, he just goes a bit nuts, doesn't handle things extremely well, and is always depressed.

No thanks. James Bond can save the world AND bang Jack Bauer's daughter. Just give him 23 hours.

 

[Mitthrawnuruodo]

Take away Bond's gadgets, and Jack Bauer will kick his ass. And then disembowel him. With a piece of glass.

Yeah, like Bauer hasn't got gadgets... those super-broadband PDAs and mobiles of his are just as "bad" as any of Bond's gadgets... 😉

Oh, and - not counting Roger Moore - I think a fight would be much more equal... and dirty as both Bauer and Bond - again not counting Roger Moore - are utterly rotten bastards... 😀

 

[MacNut]

Bond.




Is that before or after he roundhouse kicks the snot out of you?

After he gets off the Total Gym, before he roundhouse kicks you. And after he tries to act his way out or a paper bag.😀

 

[sushi]

Dang, she is still nice after all these years! 😀

 

[Abstract]

After he gets off the Total Gym, before he roundhouse kicks you. And after he tries to act his way out or a paper bag.😀

No way. He'll be too busy banging your skull against his boot to care.

And don't even bother asking Chuck Norris what time it is. For him, it's always time to kick ass.

 

[siurpeeman]

*season 2 spoiler alert!!*

i respect jack bauer lots, but the guy died in season 2. james bond would never succumb to such defeat.

 

[jcarm24]

Solid Snake.

Off topic a bit, but my roommate made a good observation - wouldn't Kiefer make a great Solid Snake if/when portrayed in a movie?

 

[Jaffa Cake]

I'm asking about Bond overall (meaning all Bonds)

In that case, if you could take key aspects of each Bond (Connery's charm, Dalton's ruthlessness, Craig's grit, Moore's eyebrow, etc) and combine them into one super agent, then I'd definitely give the nod to 007.

 

[0098386]

Jack Bauer?

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Actually, here's the clincher – Bauer might be a proper toughguy and all that, but has he ever been honoured in a Avatar Game like Bond has? 😉

 

[devilot]

Can't I have 'em both? 😉

Bond when I feel like a polished, tux-wearing gentleman.
Bauer when I feel like a rugged, thermal-wearing fella.

At any rate, I love that Kiefer Sutherland himself is actually a cowboy. *fans self* Whew. 😀

 

[DeepIn2U]

Jack can kick some ass, but I vote for Bond. Please see exhibits A-H:

Dude that girl just looks wrong, in an exorcist kind of way. He neck looks like its on backwards because of that sweater.

MacGyver. Why? See below.

Isn't the MacGyver actor Richard Dean Anderson of Stargate SG-1?! They look so similar. lol MacGyver I remember as a kid after watching one of his shows that I grinded a rusted pipe and something else (cannot remember) to make like torch powder. It never worked & man was I pissed! But I wonder how many of us would be in the science field if our grade teachers made us do experiments based off that show.?!

 

[Swarmlord]

I already conceded the women part to Bond. Off topic for a sec, Sean Connery = Best Bond IMHO

I'll second that! Too bad he can't be dubbed in over Roger Moore in the later episodes.

 

[kristiano]

Bond, James Bond.

Like duh!

 

[princealfie]

Daniel Craig as Bond is better than Jack Bauer methinks. 😎

 

[72930]

Bauer would pay to kiss Bond's arse...

 

[atszyman]

It takes Bond a week or two to solve a case when he's brought on (of course he could probably do it quicker if he didn't have to sleep with all the women he meets along the way).

When Bauer is called in the crisis will be resolved within the day....

I give the edge to Bauer...

 

[Jaffa Cake]

It takes Bond a week or two to solve a case when he's brought on...

He jets all over the globe though – doesn't Bauer just deal with stuff that's going on in California?

We'd see how many dastardly terrorist plots our Jack would foil if he had longhaul flights, poker games and bedhopping to cram into his 24 hours. I suspect his success rate would drop off a little.

 

[atszyman]

He jets all over the globe though – doesn't Bauer just deal with stuff that's going on in California?

We'd see how many dastardly terrorist plots our Jack would foil if he had longhaul flights, poker games and bedhopping to cram into his 24 hours. I suspect his success rate would drop off a little.

He did have one day where he spent a good portion of it in Mexico...

Bauer doesn't waste time... he goes where he need to be an beats up/kills who needs to be killed... Bond takes too much time to do it with finesse...

When's the last time Bond shot someone in government protection and then immediately asked for a hacksaw and a duffel bag?

 

[Thanatoast]

I've only seen about 5 minutes of 24, so technically I can't say whether Jack better or worse. But based on the fact that I look forward to Bond movies and actively avoid 24, I'm giving it to Bond. Jack sounds like a *******, and while Bond is also an ******* (especially Craig) at least he does it with style. Jack is a 8-year old playground bully compared to James.

 

[jdechko]

Bond or Bauer (or MacGuyver)

I can't answer that question.

***Head Explodes***