Clarkson is cool, I love his cynical, irreverant very un PC, un green style. In a world of politcian do gooder celebs who adopt african babies Clarkson is a breath of fresh air.
I want an iphone even more and i won't even recycle it!!
Some Clarkson quotes
We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.
"It's pouring down with rain because not enough people have Range Rovers. "
I don’t often agree with the RSPCA as I believe it is an animals duty to be on my plate at supper time.
It’s the coldest march for twenty years because of global warming.
… the last time someone was as wrong as you, was when a politician stepped off an aeroplane in 1939 waving a piece of paper in the air saying there will be no war with Germany.
Now the best gas guzzler of the year. And the nominations are: the Range Rover Sport which achieved eight miles to the gallon; the Bugatti Veyron which achieved four miles to the gallon; and Hemel Hempstead. That actually used up 60 million gallons of fuel and didn't move an inch.
When they debate as to what the sound of the SLR engine was akin to, the British engineers from McLaren said it sounded like a Spitfire. But the German engineers from Mercedes said "Nein! Nein! Sounds like a Messerschmitt!" They were both wrong. It sounds like the God of Thunder, gargling with nails.
A turbo: Exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.
Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… That’s what gets you.