I think Jobs is going to announce his retirement from Apple. He's tired of all this computer nonsense and going to focus on a fantastically new and shiny rendered version of Snow White. Or some other regular Disney crap for that matter.
P.S. - you did a really great job on television a while back. You came across as the intelligent and well spoken person we know you are.
I need to ask. Has anyone ever heard of an instance of a Mac user having a heart attack from getting overly excited about a Mac event?
Seriously because I think someone is going to explode before Tuesday.![]()
I just hope there is no one else around, because if this teasing continues my numbers suggest they will take out half a block. Never underestimate the energy released from a hyped up Mac fan.![]()
WTF???
Just clicked on the link and the title changed. Looks like they removed the word "Keynote" in the title. But do a mouse over Bill Gates and text to the right shows the original title. Hahahaha
"[Jobs] was more excited about his current project than he was about the Macintosh."
I need to ask. Has anyone ever heard of an instance of a Mac user having a heart attack from getting overly excited about a Mac event?
Seriously because I think someone is going to explode before Tuesday.![]()
I just hope there is no one else around, because if this teasing continues my numbers suggest they will take out half a block. Never underestimate the energy released from a hyped up Mac fan.![]()
I can't temper my excitement! I can't stop thinking about Tuesday!
And I'll be in class or commuting during the keynote!
NOOOOO!!!!
I love how all the financial shows on TV are stating that if Apple doesn't produce an iPhone on Tuesday the stock will take a serious hit. Since when did rumors become facts? They're the ones who are pushing this on everyone... all these analysts speaking as if they've had a guided tour of Apple's top secret labs. Don't get sucked in by the hype.
I can't temper my excitement! I can't stop thinking about Tuesday!
And I'll be in class or commuting during the keynote!
NOOOOO!!!!
But if we will all remember, Jobs also spouted effusively about the Segway, and we all know how that turned out.
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I'm thinking it's gonna be a giant moon-like space station equipped with a giant laser capable of destroying entire worlds. Probably going to be called the iMacStar. When the laser is fired and the planet explodes it lets off that Mac restart sound... doooooooooooooooooooooooong.
No Apple store? I thought mission was accomplished.Think you've got it bad? I'm in IRAQ!!! Good luck finding an Apple store around here.![]()
No Apple store? I thought mission was accomplished.
But if we will all remember, Jobs also spouted effusively about the Segway, and we all know how that turned out.
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Powerbook G5!!!!
... wait... ha... that is sooo two years ago....![]()
But if we will all remember, Jobs also spouted effusively about the Segway, and we all know how that turned out.
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Probably the boldest statement I've heard so far! If true, then it's really bigI'm not keeping my hopes up, though
Also: "It's like if Gates designed a motorcycle."I think it sucks! said Jobs.
Also: "It's like if Gates designed a motorcycle."