Kevin Jonas engaged to girlfriend

[edesignuk]

Kevin Jonas, the eldest of the Jonas Brothers, is getting married to his girlfriend, it has been reported.

American magazine People reported that Kevin had proposed to his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa on Wednesday.

Kevin Jonas apparently described her reaction as: "Yes, yes, yes, like 500 times super fast in a row."

Danielle Deleasa is a 22-year-old former hairdresser who Kevin Jonas met two years ago. The two haven't set a date for the wedding yet.

BBC.

ZOMG! One of the Jonas clan will be humping! 😱 😱 😱 😱 😛 😀

 

[MacDawg]

ZOMG! One of the Jonas clan will be humping! 😱 😱 😱 😱 😛 😀

Won't take long after the wedding for THAT to stop 😱

Woof, Woof - Dawg

 

[kymac]

One of the Jonas clan will be humping!

..and she's going to hate every lasting minute of it

 

[Schtumple]

So, who expects* this to have the Yoko Ono effect? 😛


*hopes

 

[Sdashiki]

Aint nothing like getting married just to have sex for the first time!

+1 for chastity and abstinence education! it works!

 

[GoCubsGo]

Where can I stand in line to marry a talentless virgin?

I kid I kid. Little girls' hearts are breaking all over the world today.

 

[rdowns]

Trying to think if there is any other 'celebrity' I couldn't care less about. Still thinking...

Still thinking...

Still thinking...

Still thinking...

I'll have to get back to you.

 

[edesignuk]

Trying to think if there is any other 'celebrity' I couldn't care less about. Still thinking...

His brothers? 😛

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Who or what is Kevin Jonas? 😕

 

[edesignuk]

Who or what is Kevin Jonas? 😕

Jonas Brothers vs Russell Brand. Answers your question in a round about way. 🙂

It short, they're little Disney turds.

 

[Unspoken Demise]

I know of 3 girls that are crying in their pillows right now.
I'm going to text them and rub it in....brb.

 

[edesignuk]

I know of 3 girls that are crying in their pillows right now.

Seriously?

They need a slap 😱

 

[Unspoken Demise]

Seriously?

They need a slap 😱

Yes. Yes they do. And also to have it rubbed in their face. They get really annoying about it too. I hate the J Bros. I thought the Southpark parody of them was A+.

 

[obeygiant]

BBC.

ZOMG! One of the Jonas clan will be humping! 😱 😱 😱 😱 😛 😀

I didn't take you for such JO-BROS hound.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

I'm just a little concerned that you seem to know so much about them, e. I do worry about you at times...

 

[rdowns]

I'm just a little concerned that you seem to know so much about them, e. I do worry about you at times...

As am I. Can't help but wonder if this thread in any way is related to his fetish of posting about penises. 😱

 

[0098386]

Aint nothing like getting married just to have sex for the first time!

I read through the article and couldn't find that bit.

 

[Abstract]

Damn it e, I never thought I'd say this, but now I wish you'd start posting penis threads again. 😛

Who or what is Kevin Jonas? 😕

They're like Hanson from many years ago, except somehow less talented. 😱

 

[Benguitar]

I'm truly happy for him. 🙂

 

[bartelby]

They're like Hanson from many years ago, except somehow less talented. 😱

Not to be confused with either these Hanson Brothers:

Nor:
The Hanson Brothers

 

[Abstract]

Not to be confused with either these Hanson Brothers:

No, of course not.

Funny thing is that the son of one of the Hanson Brothers is now a young, real life hockey player, and just signed his first NHL contract with the Toronto Maple Leafs. 🙂

 

[Schtumple]

They're like Hanson from many years ago, except somehow less talented. 😱

Haha, the modern day equivalent 😛

Maybe they should duet together and form a new genre of "bland rock"

 

[leekohler]

The Jonas Brothers are still around? 😱😕

 

[TuffLuffJimmy]

Where are they getting married? Gay marriage is only legal in a few states...

 

[spaceboots06]

/suicide

NOOOO I'M SOOO SADDDDDDDD I WANTED TO MARRY HIM NOOOOOO 😡😡😡😡😡🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁