Kevin Jonas engaged to girlfriend

[branjosef]

I thought they were all gay. Hmmm one can never tell anymore.

 

[TuffLuffJimmy]

I thought they were all gay. Hmmm one can never tell anymore.

Riiiiight!? I hate it when "straight" people steal our culture. How am I supposed to tell who is fair game?!

 

[spaceboots06]

I thought they were all gay. Hmmm one can never tell anymore.

Gay men on occasion marry straight women. Same thing the other way around.

Oprah Winfrey married Stedman Graham. They never had kids. They declared their marriage as a spiritual connection or something ridiculous like that. I don't even think they sleep in the same bed. I'm not saying that these are grounds for declaring one member of a marriage gay but it's obvious one of them is.

 

[branjosef]

Riiiiight!? I hate it when "straight" people steal our culture. How am I supposed to tell who is fair game?!

Ha! LOL

 

[themoonisdown09]

Wait... I thought he was engadged to his boyfriend.

 

[StealthRider]

..and she's going to hate every lasting minute of it

You think he'll last a minute?!

 

[Abstract]

I think he'll try going at it for around 30 seconds. Then he'll stop, roll over, curl up into a ball, and cry.

 

[TuffLuffJimmy]

I think he'll try going at it for around 30 seconds. Then he'll stop, roll over, curl up into a ball, and cry.

"All the wasted years!"

 

[Abstract]

I was thinking more:

"Why do I pretend to like this?*sob* Why mommy, why!"

 

[kymac]

You think he'll last a minute?!

lol.. who knows! i was just saying that sex is most likely something people won't enjoy doing if they decided to wait for marriage in the first place..

 

[nick9191]

Ladbrokes should run bets on how long he'll last.

30 seconds 2:1

A dead cert, easy money.

 

[Mavimao]

I bet he doesn't even get it out his pants yet.

 

[bartelby]

Maybe they should duet together and form a new genre of "bland rock"

It's not new, Coldplay started that a few years back...

 

[Abstract]

And Keane perfected it.

 

[Schtumple]

I always thought coldplay was emo without the makeup...

 

[TuffLuffJimmy]

It's not new, Coldplay started that a few years back...

And Keane perfected it.

I love you two. Everyone always punches me in the kidney anytime I say anything about those bands.

 

[yg17]

I love you two. Everyone always punches me in the kidney anytime I say anything about those bands.

I'm with you, I can't stand either of those bands