rdowns
macrumors Penryn
Bingo! We'll stack the passengers two high and offer free peanuts to the upper section. [/AirlineExecutive]
Kevin Smith vs. Southwest Airlines
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Bingo! We'll stack the passengers two high and offer free peanuts to the upper section. [/AirlineExecutive]
A lot of sports teams have their own aircraft now, not just for a perk, but because they take out every other seat so that big guys can actually arrive in good shape.
The seat size is awful, passengers are treated like cattle, the airline employees are stressed, one wonders about who is doing the maintenance and how often and if parts are replaced, crazy religious fanatics are trying to bring them down so they can finally get laid, experienced pilots are being fired for cheaper new ones, there is a huge need to upgrade traffic control, people seem to skip their meds when flying, the greatest force in the universe, gravity, is working full-time against you, the second greatest force, Murphy's Law, is also in play at all times, there is ice, lightening, wind, birds all attacking you, other aircraft trying to run into you both in the air and on the ground, human beings are responsible for doing things 100% correctly or you die, security is not allowed to profile (the number one most effective tool of law enforcement), there could be snakes or chimps escaping from the hold, your baggage is routinely lost, expensive stuff is routinely stolen, some moron's twitter sextext phone whatever is trying to turn the rudder left instead of the pilot's choice of right, it contains tons of explosive gasoline and miles of wiring and hydraulic lines all attempting to burst and explode and catch on fire, management is trying to increase shareholder value by cutting costs, some pilots do not lock their door, did you see those pictures of passengers flying out of a plane that broke up, ......
And you are miles in the air, going hundreds of mph in a thin aluminum tube, soon to be replaced by a thin plastic tube...
I don't fly drug (prescripton) or alcohol free. Or at all. I drive, thank you.
The seat size is awful, passengers are treated like cattle, the airline employees are stressed, one wonders about who is doing the maintenance and how often and if parts are replaced, crazy religious fanatics are trying to bring them down so they can finally get laid, experienced pilots are being fired for cheaper new ones, there is a huge need to upgrade traffic control, people seem to skip their meds when flying, the greatest force in the universe, gravity, is working full-time against you, the second greatest force, Murphy's Law, is also in play at all times, there is ice, lightening, wind, birds all attacking you, other aircraft trying to run into you both in the air and on the ground, human beings are responsible for doing things 100% correctly or you die, security is not allowed to profile (the number one most effective tool of law enforcement), there could be snakes or chimps escaping from the hold, your baggage is routinely lost, expensive stuff is routinely stolen, some moron's twitter sextext phone whatever is trying to turn the rudder left instead of the pilot's choice of right, it contains tons of explosive gasoline and miles of wiring and hydraulic lines all attempting to burst and explode and catch on fire, management is trying to increase shareholder value by cutting costs, some pilots do not lock their door, did you see those pictures of passengers flying out of a plane that broke up, ......
And you are miles in the air, going hundreds of mph in a thin aluminum tube, soon to be replaced by a thin plastic tube...
I don't fly drug (prescripton) or alcohol free. Or at all. I drive, thank you.
Gregg2
macrumors 604
It's certainly not half the seats in the plane! Plus, you get premium flight attendant service in first class. They just need more seats that are wide enough.
JNB
macrumors 604
dmr727
macrumors G4
Rt&Dzine
macrumors 6502a
Somehow that reminded me of a flight I was once on. During the flight the pilot came into the cabin wearing sunglasses and a walking with a blind man's cane, bumping into the seats. He was a hit with the crowd.
Ttownbeast
macrumors 65816
At 5'10' and 200 lbs I've never had an issue while flying
dmr727
macrumors G4
That doesn't strike me as *that* big.
Rodimus Prime
macrumors G4
That is not to bad. You have a fair amount to height to help spreed out the weight there for you width is not as bad.
Keven Smith is morbidly oboes. Look at the picture some one posted. His sides are touching the arm rest. No healthy person waist line should do that.
If I had to guess his weight I would say 350 lb would be under estimating it.
JNB
macrumors 604
Ttownbeast
macrumors 65816
Much of it is in the shoulders and chest I definitely take up the width of the seat back.
MrMacintoshBlog
macrumors 6502
I dont remember him being that fat before. He seems to have put on a few pounds. haha
MrMacintoshBlog
macrumors 6502
DAMN!
Rodimus Prime
macrumors G4
The clothing does not help him but he is just really really fat. I think that picture proves that he one of those people who needs 2 seats on an airplane because clearly he can not fit in a normal chair that well.
rdowns
macrumors Penryn
MattSepeta
macrumors 65816
Pants
I really like his shorts.
It reminds me of a king of the hill episode when bobby has to start wearing "fat kids clothes" and he keeps calling his shorts "short pants".
I really like his shorts.
It reminds me of a king of the hill episode when bobby has to start wearing "fat kids clothes" and he keeps calling his shorts "short pants".
why does he even bother with that jean material? just wrap a table cloth around you or something. He clearly doesnt want the appearance of an upside down triangle. so instead he artificially makes the bottom as wide as the top. There is no way those are sold as shorts. I think you would need to be 450 lbs and 7 feet for those to even remotely end near your knees. I think i could easily stand in one leg of them.
RawBert
macrumors 68000
Funny!As much as I like his body of work...he really needs to work on his body
WTF? Is that Kevin Smith or a cow with a beard?
He's sooooooo fat! No wonder he has to buy 2 seats on a plane. WOW!
Also, are those long shorts or floods?
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