He's a newbie because he doesn't know what the open-apple (or for that matter what closed-apple) key is.
When the Apple IIe came out in the early '80s, the keyboard had an open-apple and closed-apple key. That's why it's not a "just apple" key. There was actually and open- and closed-apple key.
Look at the travel in those keys!!!!! Holy schnikies Batman!!!!
Amazing what you get used to isn't it?
I was just talking to my friends on the way out of work an hour ago and was telling them how I remember how small the 3G iPod used to feel to me... now it feels like a giant in my hands!