Kohler Launches $600 iPhone-Connected Toilet Camera That Monitors Your Health Through Waste Analysis

[Hey Now]

Fecal-recognition technology that analyzes your movements

 

[Newbie67]

I POO

 

[STOCK411]

cant wait for the data breach, and then the email that says your SH** was hacked by bad actors and is now on the dark web

 

[Hey Now]

Fist time I’ve ever hoped that hackers breach my data. How do you like them apples guys

 

[entropys]

One of the glorious wonders of capitalism is it produces something for everyone.

 

[Darmok N Jalad]

This came to mind immediately.

 

[dguisinger]

Now thats what I call e-Waste.... especially when they discontinue their service.

 

[Prof.]

I beg your biggest pardon?!

 

[Hey Now]

The device AI asked me if I needed an ambulance or if it was just a Chipotle day

 

[poematik13]

$12/subscription for yet another company to sell even more of your most personal data to advertisers and im sure HEALTH INSURACNE COMPANIES would LOVE TO KNOW THIS TOO to quadruple your premium

Just unplug it all man. No need to have anything "smart" or digital or electronic except a phone and laptop

 

[chetzar]

But, does it have a camera and Snapchat integration?

 

[bookcase]

Sometimes I think we’ve gone too far as a species. And subscription plan? Why not.

 

[iFishishh]

If the collected data is shared to the Apple Health App, it can paint a very accurate picture of your digestive habits.

Before this device, I could only ass-ume that the consumption of buldak ramen led to an increased heart rate while defecating. But with this device's fecal matter, anal-ysis feature; I can now be certain of it!

 

[SBlue1]

Besides all the jokes, you pay 600 bucks for a product and then still have to pay a fee to use it????

 

[Gunnilingus]

Does it have a share button?

 

[ignatius345]

Poop for free while you still can

 

[Gunnilingus]

Does it analyze the audio? I feel like there is a lot to be gained with a onboard mic.

 

[Hey Now]

Do they have a mobile version for my car

 

[Utter_Butter]

This could be my ticket to winning the Guiness World Record poop! Photographic proof with paid subscription...

 

[retroneo]

It literally just looks to see if your pee is dark or light and reminds you to drink more water. Just look at the bowl yourself instead of your phone screen.

 

[imamacperson]

Hard $hitting stories today!

 

[JPack]

It's 2025 and it's finally arrived. Sign in to before using the toilet.

 

[AgentOSX]

Flushable cat litter will wreck all analyses.

 

[Gunnilingus]

Will this support Matter for HomeKit or Apple Shortcuts? Think of the automations you could do. If diarrhea > order Imodium.

 

[Hey Now]

I scanned my buttcheeks with Face ID so I don’t have to type my password each time