"Lamest" Ways to die

[Aea]

Parents withholding life saving medical treatment from their kids based on religious/ideological grounds.

“We knew that once we went to the doctor, we’d be cut off from God.”

Mrs. Neumann, the mother of the 11 year old child she let die from untreated juvenile diabetes.

Here's an interesting article on it: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/21/us/21faith.html

 

[KingYaba]

Death by snu snu.

 

[wywern209]

hmm, thw worst way to die, is to drown while taking a crap. don't know how but it could happen. flash flood? FART!! GLUB! GLUBB!!! MMMM1!!! BUBBLES FLOW AND THEN U DEAD.

 

[Rapmastac1]

“We knew that once we went to the doctor, we’d be cut off from God.”

Mrs. Neumann, the mother of the 11 year old child she let die from untreated juvenile diabetes.

Here's an interesting article on it: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/21/us/21faith.html

Unreal dude, holy hell! Denying help for their daughter all in the name of faith. I have a few choice words I would like to say to them, religious or not!

 

[Sesshi]

Lamest way? Not having lived perhaps.

 

[InvalidUserID]

Starving in a grocery store?

 

[wvuwhat]

I gotta think it's pretty embarrassing to be single and watching p{}rn online. Death by masterb8ion...ouch.

 

[stubeeef]

A 110 degree day
You step into a nearly full port-a-john
You slip and fall head first in the hole, stuck with your head in the mess and your arms trapped so you can't pull yourself out. You have a $300 million winning lottery ticket in your pocket.

 

[sporadicMotion]

Sorry but this belongs in the "Most Awesome Ways to Die" thread.

Oh thank you Shatner, may I have another... uhhhhh. No.

 

[Mr. Giver '94]

Being exposed to toxic levels of radiation. It kills your cells and between 1 and 2 weeks later you die from internal bleeding. Painful, but lame.

 

[Fuzzy14]

From lung cancer, self inflicted because you put a little white stick in your mouth because you think it would make you 'cool' or attractive to the opposite sex (when in fact it does neither) meanwhile you also risk hurting those innocents near you who share the same air?

 

[Abstract]

Choking to death on a ham sandwich.

 

[NT1440]

From lung cancer, self inflicted because you put a little white stick in your mouth because you think it would make you 'cool' or attractive to the opposite sex (when in fact it does neither) meanwhile you also risk hurting those innocents near you who share the same air?

Preached to death....

 

[Fuzzy14]

No if you want preached to death go over to the Politics, Religion, Social Issues forum and start a thread along the lines of; I am considering coming out of the closest....

 

[noaccess]

...because you think it would make you 'cool' or attractive to the opposite sex...

Wait, people still think that way?

 

[Abstract]

Oh come on. Keep up with the times. Haven't you ever watched Save By The Bell?

 

[Prof.]

Here's another: Dying in the name of religion.

God doesn't want you do die for him.

 

[nickspohn]

I was asked this question at the lunch table at school last year.


"Getting put at the top of building, get raped by another guy, and then getting shoved off."


I won that discussion.

 

[ikermalli]

Trying to force out a fart, and then you explode.

 

[iJohnHenry]

"Lamest" Ways to die

Without having accomplished anything.

 

[dakman]

Go ask kenny from south park.. he's tried it all

 

[EV0LUTION]

thinking your on the first floor of a building, jumping out a window falling eleven stories to your death. That would suck.

 

[LeahM]

I would say someone who eats them self to death.