Yep! Total brain dead moment. Still urkes me that this company clearly sold a defective unit though advertising that it was 100% guaranteed to work and was leak free. Like I said, I'm hopeful that the seller sees the photo I sent and completes the return. If not, I guess I have an extra pump laying around.
EDIT: Great news, the seller agreed to a full refund, and told me to keep the item, though, it's of no use to me other than spare pump parts.
Refurb it and sell it