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I think you should take the complete opposite approach. Completely overload it with porn! Your user icon? Porn! Your desktop background? Porn! The videos in your iTunes library? Porn! Your Movies folder? Porn! Your iPhoto library? Porn! Your pictures folder? Porn! Your iMovie library? Porn! Your homepage? Porn! Your bookmarks? Porn! Your RSS feeds? Porn! Your Top Sites? Porn! Custom icons? Porn! Your iCal events? Watching porn! The last text entered into Spotlight? “Porn”! The last thing you looked up in Dictionary.app? Porn! DVD left in the computer? Porn! Recent items? Porn! Name of your HD? “Porn Storage”! Username? “Porn Man”! Photo Booth? Hilariously distorted porn!

It would be funny! Or, alternatively, it would mask all your porn as just part of the joke!

Brilliant! :D
 
Best thread ever. I laughed so much and my gf too. :))

Anyway, maybe she is insecure about her "performance" and is afraid to tell you so she wants to look at your porn to see what you like so she can then imitate and make you happier. Give her a chance to improve. :) Did you think about that scenario? :)
 
Anyway, maybe she is insecure about her "performance" and is afraid to tell you so she wants to look at your porn to see what you like so she can then imitate and make you happier. Give her a chance to improve. :) Did you think about that scenario? :)
ha, in his dreams!
 
I'm curious about her motives, unless her IT Major is a Computer Security course, then she's opted for this as an elective module. Now maybe she has a genuine interest in IT security or maybe.... shes' a BOFH, or PFY (BOFH in the making).

If you don't know what these are, google is your friend.

In all seriousness, a 7 pass wipe of the free space is adequate along with any caches as mentioned by various posters on this thread. When she attempts to recover something it'll be the free space that's being looked at.

For future, ahem use, i'd suggest create a 2nd account called something innoc like admin. Use encypted filevault home dir. That way if you want to wipe it out just remove the account and srm -mz the filevault. Easy and clean and won't upset your more legitimate online activities.
 
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I'm curious about her motives, unless her IT Major is a Computer Security course, then she's opted for this as an elective module. Now maybe she has a genuine interest in IT security or maybe.... shes' a BOFH, or PFY (BOFH in the making).

If you don't know what these are, google is your friend.

In all seriousness, a 7 pass wipe of the free space is adequate along with any caches as mentioned by various posters on this thread. When she attempts to recover something it'll be the free space that's being looked at.

For future, ahem use, i'd suggest create a 2nd account called something innoc like admin. Use encypted filevault home dir. That way if you want to wipe it out just remove the account and srm -mz the filevault. Easy and clean and won't upset your more legitimate online activities.

lol...........if she uses the lart esp cluebat, OUCH!
 
Has anyone suggested getting a new girlfriend? All you have to search through is home/bathroom/drawer and home/bedroom and clear out all the junk in there. Multi passes don't have to be done sequentially, but rather slowly over time.

:D

ha, in his dreams!

My wife wants to look at my stash, but I'm too scared of the consequences. Plus, no matter how I swing the situation in my mind, it always ends up badly. "You want me to look like!?! Is that what you want? Am I not skinny enough! Bah bah blah blah!". The other is, "But honey, we can't afford a donkey."
 
Ha! You're obviously single, a newlywed or unattached.

Do not listen to this fool! One does not piss off the Mrs.

Gotta go with zoomungus here - happily married for 6+ years, wife knows all about my porn and has from the beginning.

I'll change your words of wisdom just a bit, for clarity: "One does not marry such a Mrs." Life's too short to live it with someone else administering your meat and taters.
 
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