Let's say a hyper-intelligent alien race arrives on Earth...

[tzhu07]

The aliens want to meet us.

Name 5 human representatives that you would want to send to meet the aliens during first contact.

What qualities and traits in these 5 humans are important for that first impression?

 

[turtle777]

We have to send humans ? We're ****ed. 😉

-t

 

[Renzatic]

I'd only send one person: Christopher Walken.

No, I don't need to explain my reasons.

 

[Jesla]

Send them five convicts, lifers. We would never be bothered by them again....😱

 

[gnasher729]

The aliens want to meet us.

Name 5 human representatives that you would want to send to meet the aliens during first contact.

What qualities and traits in these 5 humans are important for that first impression?

If they are hyper-intelligent then the first impression doesn't matter much.

 

[D.T.]

Is weird alien sex involved during the first contact?

If so, I volunteer myself.

 

[turtle777]

If they are hyper-intelligent then the first impression doesn't matter much.

If they are really hyper-intelligent, they'd probably nuke earth before talking to anyone. Just to be safe 😀

-t

 

[Renzatic]

Is weird alien sex involved during the first contact?

If so, I volunteer myself.

I'd want to know what the weird alien sex involves before I volunteer myself for it.

Like what if they're a race of intelligent sponges? All detachable parts, and holes everywhere. Do you know what would you do then?

...probably not. But Christopher Walken would.

 

[808?]

Send this guy, he seems to be an old hand at it:

 

[D.T.]

I'd want to know what the weird alien sex involves before I volunteer myself for it.

Like what if they're a race of intelligent sponges? All detachable parts, and holes everywhere. Do you know what would you do then?

...probably not. But Christopher Walken would.

 

[mobilehaathi]

Squilly
Squally
Waloshin
Dime21
Acidfast7

 

[localoid]

I'd want to know what the weird alien sex involves before I volunteer myself for it. ...

That's not the Kama Sutra they're ogling...

It's a cookbook!

 

[Sun Baked]

I'd send in Grumpy Cat.

 

[northernmunky]

Sheldon Cooper
Howard Walowitz
Leonard Hofstadter
Rajesh Koothrappali
Amy Farrah Fowler

Just kidding, my real list 😉 ......
Prof. Steven Hawking
Neil Degrasse-Tyson
Prof. Richard Dawkins
Prof. Brian Cox
Peter Higgs

 

[steve knight]

5 young children they have open minds.

 

[iBreatheApple]

No one from the government. They'll try to take control, go to their home planet, and tell them how to run their society.

 

[LIVEFRMNYC]

5 young children they have open minds.

You win this thread. 😀

 

[noremacyug]

No one from the government. They'll try to take control, go to their home planet, and tell them how to run their society.

Just so they could tax them to death.

 

[roadbloc]

If they are really hyper-intelligent, they'd probably nuke earth before talking to anyone. Just to be safe 😀

-t

If they really were hyper-intelligent, they wouldn't even want to meet. They'd look down upon us like we do with bugs.

 

[Arran]

Hyper-intelligent beings on Earth, you say?

That would be a first!

🙂

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If they are hyper-intelligent then the first impression doesn't matter much.

Not if the aliens all work in intergalactic PR and advertising.

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I'd send in Grumpy Cat.

Good one. But we're looking for representatives of Earth, not just PRSI!

(I know, I know. Some folks can't tell the difference.)

 

[Mousse]

I would send one of our eggheads (scientist) and 4 trigger happy Deltas (soldiers). The Deltas to deal with the aliens and the egghead to tell the Deltas what's okay and not okay to blow up. *I* want their Miracle Special Ultra Super Megaton Technology.😛😀

 

[Mr. McMac]

That's not the Kama Sutra they're ogling...

It's a cookbook!

My favorite Twilight Zone episode!

That being said, I'd send Al Sharpton. Maybe they'd take him away...permanently

 

[chown33]

We don't need to meet or see 5 representatives.

We already know enough about you.

 

[McWizard]

Miss's january, may, July, September and December!

 

[steve knight]

Miss's january, may, July, September and December!

they may looks like snacks.