OK so here's the latest on my Windows experimentation using a nMP.
First of all, due to flickering / glitchness, it sucks pushing native 4k resolution to two of these monitors @ 60hz (or even 50hz), no matter the thunderbolt bus layout (or monitor orientation) you use. Hopefully that's something Microsoft / ATI / Apple / LG can fix eventually. In Windows, you can easily use *one* display at native resolution without any issues.
Secondly, you can't do the side by side (LG calls it PBP) displays on a single monitor using its DisplayPort and mini DisplayPort connections; it has to be DP/mDP + HDMI. Fortunately, when you split a monitor in half, you can run each half at 2048x2160/60hz. This allows the other display to run at native resolution / 60hz, and both displays (well, all three, since one is split in half) to run without flickering or other artifacts.
Splitting a monitor in half has the added benefit of adding a third desktop to your workspace, which means you can just maximize a window and it takes up exactly half of your display. I use a tool called Divvy to do this otherwise, but it's nice to skip that step.
Overall, I'm stoked as hell that I got this to work properly. It took some playing around, but in the end I don't feel like I'm settling for a half-assed solution, and in return I've replaced my two 30" Dell displays with much nicer, higher resolution displays.