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Lies you have told in macrumors

Re: believe me or not...

Originally posted by eyelikeart
I don't think I've lied about anything here...what would I gain by doing so?? :cool:
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if you told one lie for every truth or comment you made, then you would have 3,700 posts;)
 
hey Alphatech

Unless I need to open up a can, or two, of whoop-a$$... (I have several cases in reserve).
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Sounds like good stuff.... can you spare a case... ?? I 'm off to see my Bank manager tomorrow.....:p
 
I never posted in this thread :D

oh yeah, and I'm not in it for the avatars :D :D

And honest to god never used any smilies.
 
Originally posted by eyelikeart

after this one...I'm gonna need some hipboots!!! :p
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I'dd say we pull a 'save eyelikeart campaign', making sure you do not drown, your posts are devided, and you can start on a fresh one :p :p :p
 
my cold secret

I've been lying all along about owning a mac, I'm actually from another planet and have to live in absolute zero temperatures all the time or my antanae fall off. In this extreme environment I'm using a ZX81 overclocked to 1.5Ghz with a modified version Spectre GCR, it runs OS X no problem and I've got the "ICE" thought controlled GUI already, AQUA is just a prototype of what OS X really is:D
 
Originally posted by Geert


I'dd say we pull a 'save eyelikeart campaign', making sure you do not drown, your posts are devided, and you can start on a fresh one :p :p :p
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could we get some t-shirts made with my avatar on the front & "save eyelikeart" on the back?? :p
 
Re: my cold secret

Originally posted by barkmonster
...I've got the "ICE" thought controlled GUI already, AQUA is just a prototype of what OS X really is:D
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so does this mean that when AQUA is 'frozen' for GM we get 'ICE'? :D :D
 
I believe I once posted claiming "I'll shut up now," or words to that effect. That was clearly a lie, but any other falsehoods were the product of gross ignorance rather than any competent attempt at deception.
 
ok, here is the first t-shirt: (BTW I found the picture of the people on images.google.com (searching for shirt))

Ensign
 

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This is what I get........

For importing special Malaysian Poop-monkeys while simultaniously reducing the number of targets.:D

Oh well.......I hear it goes well on rose beds.

BTW: Alpha,

Sorry I got on your case earlier..... I went and researched that HD/AMF thing and came back to your response. Oops. I WAS actively goading you.

Careful with that whole wrapped-in-the-flag-only-buy-American thing though. It's easy to shelve you as an ignorant redneck when you do that.
 
re: Ensign Paris

ha ha ha!!!!

now I feel so honored...to have my very own t-shirt...

that is the funniest thing I have seen all day!!! :D :) :p ;) :cool:
 
I lied about being human... in reality, I am a hyper intelligent, highly opinionated AI from the future. I can assume any form that I determine is necessary to complete my goal. If I told you what that is, I would have to kill you and although that could give me pleasure, it would also draw attention to myself. We can't have that now, can we?? Also, I purposly misspell items to mislead people about my true nature. I also have mini-guns integrated into my systems to eliminate the slow/stupid drivers on the road.
 
Originally posted by Ensign Paris
ok, here is the first t-shirt: (BTW I found the picture of the people on images.google.com (searching for shirt))
Ensign
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What's the price of those t-shirts, I'll do anything to keep eyelikeart from drowning.:p :p
the poor dude is already up to his lips in the posts, better save him real quick.

btw just came across these:
(seems like Ensign Paris has set up a whole campaign!!)
 

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ha ha ha!!!!

that's even better!!! I will say, though, that my avatar does look quite scary so big...he he he....

thanks for making me smile....it's been a hell of a day here... :D
 
man you guys do stuff in photoshop quick
It would take me a while
but they are all super funny
 
This is the lamest thread I've seen in a while. Apple better do something soon so we have better discussions, mac related.

As for the post, what purpose would it do to lie? I've hidden some truths, personal, about myself, but not ever outright lied on a post.:rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by mac15
man you guys do stuff in photoshop quick
It would take me a while
but they are all super funny
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Man...you guys have time to do that....I have final projects to get done and papers to write...*sigh*
 
Lies was it?!?

If your saying that we have too much time on our hands I say, no.
A Quick PSD to put a smile on some of you guys' faces is a not having enough time, but making time.
btw sitting here next to my hut in the wild, 500km away from sivil (somewhere in a tropical place in Africa), the only thing I have to do all day is hunt my food, cook it, eat it. After that I take my slick PWB GX running @ 110Ghz (SOI low energy battery lasting 70yrs), airport (802.11 gx)@1Ghz (I'm tapping in to Gates' private cable connection, him wondering why he cannot surf faster than 28K:p ), After having devoured my meal, I have enough time to start enjoying myself on the threads.
 
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