Lindsay Lohan? Smacked down and PWNED!!!

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Am I the only person in this thread who doesn't know the meaning of the word "pwned," or am I just the only one replying to ask?

I thought about it for a while and figured it might mean "Presented with Notice!" but then I decided to Google it, and it brought me to an Urban Dictionary definition that attributes it to some sort of videogame or other (Warcraft or Quake) as a misspelling for the word "owned," sorta like "Gotcha!" I guess.

How do you pronounce it, though? P-W-N'd? Poned?

As far as I know someone once typed "owned" wrong and it became an iconic way of writing it. I'm sure you'll find your answers at Wikipedia.org.

Besides, who really cares about LL? Who really cares about what any actor does? Do you care when someone doesn't go to work two blocks from you? WHO CARES?