Live 2019 iPhone Event Coverage: 'By Innovation Only'

[keysofanxiety]

Okay, the Slofies ad was endearing…

Now you can send me your waving-glorious-locks selfies in SlowMo!

 

[Daveydawg]

I can’t believe we still can’t pause video recording

 

[eulslix]

I sure hope the pro model is gonna offer something innovative

 

[jetjaguar]

Slofies .. please god no

 

[dazz87]

Slofies? Are you kidding me........

 

[Andyour]

Poor girl is presenting things and almost nobody is reacting or cares

Trust me that girl is not poor

 

[kissmo]

Jesus! The iPhone went down the image/photography path...
((
Sorry... Slofies.... OMG....

 

[jjjoseph]

I’m gonna start using Apple Events to start putting my kids to bed at night ... This is one of those things I would have begged to have gone to, done anything to be a part of, but would have had the raddest nap of my life while there. I imagine WOZ asleep Homer Simpson style in the back somewhere as well.

 

[Rogifan]

And another game demo. Zzzzz.

 

[480951]

It’s weird to me that three chips in a row now have all been called Bionic.

 

[BootsWalking]

A12 is best mobile CPU and has a two year lead.

A13 to A12 - "hold my beer"

 

[JimmyBanks6]

Maybe you're watching the wrong keynote.

Expecting people who can actually public speak, doing a public speaking keynote, was definitely my mistake, yup.

 

[dumastudetto]

These new iPhones look incredible.
No brainer upgrades for me.

 

[keysofanxiety]

Oh boy, does this guy come with subtitles?

 

[triangletechie]

Yang Yang? WTF?

 

[kupkakez]

hey this game actually looks good! this is what i want to see in the arcade!

 

[Packers1958]

Please tell us more about recyclable aluminum!

 

[M5RahuL]

OMG lol...is that a robot talking ?

 

[eulslix]

Oh, let us demonstrate what awesome things you can do with this processing poweR

Proceeds to show off some Asian grind game...

 

[itsmilo]

ugh aren’t we over game demos

 

[arggg14]

Game demo=mute

 

[AustinIllini]

Trust me that girl is not poor

Yeah, and she's also probably having the time of her professional life.

 

[Seanm87]

No not another game demo!

 

[nfl46]

Well, he seems like...fun.

 

[Oblivious.Robot]

The “clappers” and the “woo hoo”-ers are just not in sync.

I swear, I can hear someone start early and then end late, over and over again.

I bet it’s Jim the unpaid intern. No wonder he’s unpaid.