Live Apple Event Coverage: 'It's Show Time' [Keynote Ended]

[sracer]

Oprah the new AI chief for the next AppleOS ?

Rumor has it that Apple is replacing "Siri" with "Oprah".

 

[noobinator]

This dramatic event makes Jony Ive's look untheatrical.

 

[Krayzkat]

Oprah just talks bollocks

 

[Damtoft]

This is the lowest point in Apples history.

 

[alexandr]

so how is airpower going to tie in to all of this?..

 

[MacGekko]

have I been sniffing glue? WTF is this? Don't want to switch off in case I miss something amazing.

As soon as Oprah mentioned "books" stock dropped 70 cents.

 

[bpeeps]

most wasted 2hrs of my life. Last Apple keynote for me.

See you at WWDC in the summer.

 

[NMBob]

the "And one more thing" is going to be some 100 year old actress from the silent film days.

Surprise!!

 

[grad]

The credit card was probably the most exciting..

No, it was the indirect mention for the Beneath A Steel Sky sequel.

 

[StralyanPithecus]

The best part of all key event? The MacRumors forums comments

 

[Greymacuser]

Never mind the Pro. The Mac is long dead according to those that used to manufacture/sell it.

Hence why Hackintoshes are on the rise.
Yay for vanilla install method!

 

[DocMultimedia]

I think I dozed off during that speech. Guess I'll catch a summary later.

 

[Fidgetyrat]

I thought Safari was the best browser. Now apple is pushing Oprah.

 

[retta283]

The way they introduced her, the fake hype building, the way she stood there with the light coming down on her like she's the messiah or something... it's sad how they portray those people as some sort of holy, larger than life figures.

"On the Cult of Personality and Its Consequences" Even more of a problem now than it was during the Stalinist days. Society is obsessed with celebs.

 

[ninjadex]

Where's Mac Pro, Oprah? You want to see applause, bring it out!

They'd be so shocked they might think it's a symbol of hate.

 

[Nozuka]

Her yelling "apple" should be the new Macbook Bootup sound.

 

[keysofanxiety]

Guys, I’m in the UK so I know nothing of Oprah.

Is she normally this... err... self-deifying?

 

[mrgraff]

I am out of the loop I don't know what "jan" is Sorry

It's a Brady Brunch Movie reference, suggesting that we don't believe you.

 

[timber]

Oprah has two documentaries in the works, one about sexual harassment in the workplace called Toxic Labor.

I would prefer something about watching paint dry

 

[alexandr]

that was the worst way to end that...

 

[Rogifan]

Man you’d think Jesus Christ was on stage the ovation Oprah is getting. This is cringe-worthy.

 

[dannyyankou]

Was Tim Cook crying?

 

[Wowereit]

Tim's hug and fake tears, lol.

We've hit peak cringe.

 

[mcdj]

iOprah

 

[Ries]

It's going to be a ********, anything containing "toxic" is going to be deep end SJW dribble. They'll quickly find the average user doesn't dig that dribble and the unicorn hair coloured target crowd is going to be offended anyway and not watch it.