Live Coverage of Apple's 'Let Us Loop You In' iPhone SE and 9.7" iPad Pro Event

[iapplelove]

It's not that the content is boring or unimportant. Health and the environment. But the execution is putting me to sleep.

 

[oosamon]

Not exactly "killing it" here.

 

[kupkakez]

What if this is just about new applications like Care Kit and NO new products? :O

 

[Wowereit]

Blabla, environment, blabla, medical stuff... just give me my slave-built spacegrey MBP

 

[KdParker]

What!? You mean they've been lying to me?

Not sure what you mean..but NO.

 

[tonyr6]

Watching this is like being in a boring class room. I hope by the 30 minute mark they actually start talking about new hardware, iWatch, iPhone, iPad etc.

 

[cc00lltt00nn]

Has anyone been able to get the stream to work, ever? Such a waste of time.

 

[kungxpao]

Apple sure like to spend a lot of time talking about how great they are.

 

[^^BIGMac]

Stop dancing Apple ... get to it!

 

[Alpine-Steer]

I knew my surgeon was using youtube on his iPhone to do my surgery!

 

[147798]

Is this an Apple conference or a Hopkins conference?

Change the delivery and intonation just a bit, and it could be a Ted Talk.

 

[navaira]

What if this is just about new applications like Care Kit and NO new products? :O

They're unlikely to start with the exciting bits and then get more boring as time goes on Tune back in for Mac Pro 2016 and $999 Macbook 14"

 

[nando87]

Boooooriiiingg

 

[Steve121178]

Umm. Yeah. I don't know you from a hole in the wall, so I don't care. I'm living MY life.

"Me, me, me".

 

[dingdong]

Boring.

 

[TMRJIJ]

CareKit came just in time. My Grandpa just started showing some aging issues.

 

[iamgalt]

This is a PR campaign, not a keynote. I would rather listen to them talk about watch BANDS than this stuff.

 

[Ries]

Has anyone been able to get the stream to work, ever? Such a waste of time.

Works fine, but you're not missing anything anyway.

 

[VagueChampagne]

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Seriously, I understand an applause but "woo woo" needs to stop.

I swear it's the exact same guy wooing at every event. Maybe they pay him to woo to make things seem more exciting. I wonder how one becomes a professional wooer.

 

[tigres]

MONO tone.

your killing your audience, or at least hurting us real bad.

 

[matthewscott661]

No doubt this is good stuff in the long run, but man, I came here for the new products.

which is why they format their keynotes this way. they know why you came to watch and they know you'll stay until then, so they use that fact to talk about important but less glamorous things first

 

[147798]

Event title "Let us Loop You In"

This is just a PR/update event to polish the shine on the Apple???

 

[till213]

F*ck health. Next.

 

[braintumor]

Worst keynote ever so far!!! Me even taking my time during the live event to post here (which I never did before) shows how bad this is!

 

[bpeeps]

Has anyone been able to get the stream to work, ever? Such a waste of time.

No problems with the stream. Check your config (router, speed, connection, browser, etc).