Live Coverage of Apple's 'Let Us Loop You In' iPhone SE and 9.7" iPad Pro Event

[^^BIGMac]

Is this the most boring, droning event EVER? Yes, yes it is.

Who the heck selects these presenters? They're like the walking dead.

 

[jonnysods]

1GB or 2GB ram?

You know it will be 1gb for sure.

 

[aberrero]

So far there has been 0 innovation; just price cuts.

 

[Che Castro]

He giggles too much...

His first Apple event give him a break

 

[erzhik]

Do Apple pay for people to whoop and holler at their events as it is bloody annoying or is this just an American thing!!

They are Apple employees. The event is filled with employees and bloggers, but bloggers are too busy on their laptops. In reality, all tech companies are doing this.

 

[djtech42]

There's no point for a flashy keynote when the announcements are so small...

 

[recoil80]

Of course it has 16GB, the 6s has 16GB for an higher price, how could you expected the new phone to have 32 or 64GB for the base model?

 

[ElderBrE]

This is pretty boring...

 

[Iconoclysm]

16GB no expandable storage. Useless.

No expandable storage? Maybe you should look into the hundreds of local wireless storage options, the cloud, or pay the extra $100 for a 64 GB model.

 

[147798]

This whole event is literally just an internal memo, presented via live stream.

Are the audience members just employees?

 

[till213]

I'm waiting for this guy to stop abruptly remove his skin from his face to reveal a cyborg and shout "all your base belong to us."

"all your base ARE belong to us." for ****'s sake!

 

[echo44]

why do they need night mode just watch this keynote again if you have problems sleeping

 

[TheHorrorNerd]

All the people complaing about 16gb... You do realize that 64 is an option right?
Be cheap and you'll have to deal with it...

 

[Qbnkelt]

The 16GB will be my little niece's first iPhone, in rose gold. I am quite possibly getting the 64GB in rose gold. That was my favourite design ever.

 

[Grolubao]

This guy is terrible, honestly...

 

[ACG12]

I'm shocked by the starting price of the 16gb iPhone SE. I thought it would start at $499. Great starting price

 

[arggg14]

Why is this event moving so quickly?

New MacBooks of course

 

[Radon87000]

iPad Time.NOW I AM INTERESTED.BRING it on

 

[jdillings]

iOS 9.3 available today

 

[Zammir]

Nice, but i wonder if iphone SE is 2gb of ram?

 

[mrgraff]

Not joking my dog who is next to me while I watch this keynote just vomited!

Not joking, I'm literally wiping coffee off my monitor!

 

[Che Castro]

So far there has been 0 innovation; just price cuts.

Apple VR coming up next

 

[apolloa]

Oohh ios 9.3 out today. Nice.

 

[fel10]

New iPad now, pleeeeease

 

[BallparkDreamer]

New MacBooks please.

 

[Grolubao]

Ok, here we go...

 

[Enygmatic]

That 5SE is going to do some nice numbers - probably north of 40M. It'll be interesting to see the update/refresh cycle on these.