Live Coverage of Apple's WWDC 2016 Keynote: iOS 10, macOS 10.12, and More [Keynote Over]

[mkeeley]

Cook talking about coding, falls off chair laughing.

 

[lupinglade]

So where's the developer stuff then?

 

[timothevs]

what we needed was an Apple Watch hardware upgrade, not new features that slow down its crappy processor even more

No-one addressed the poor battery life either!

 

[Johnny907]

"One More Thing" was SWIFT? ***** SWIFT?!
AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! RAGE QUIT!!!!

 

[apolloa]

Well...........

If this keynote is not a VERY LOUD AND CLEAR MESSAGE THE MAC IS DEAD!!! I really don't know what is..

EDIT::: Ah no, I take it back, it's programming for 8 year olds, literally...

Funny thing, whilst this is relevant software stuff, last time I checked Apple's market wasn't children, I don't see them lining up with several hundred pounds in their pockets, I see their parents doing that.

 

[KPOM]

Where is that shiny new MacBook Pro.............

Coming in Q4 according to the rumors.

 

[monstruo]

Steve's biggest mistake ever to pass the baton to Timmy.

 

[AustinIllini]

What are you talking about.....it's a classic. Not the junk apple is releasing today.

Except if you know, you want to use it. Messages on Android has always been garbage.

 

[JesperA]

Isnt this Apples 40 year anniversary? One would think they would have put an incredible amount of effort making this year very special, but i guess the new iMessage features tells the story about the current state of Apple

 

[bushido]

so which of these features is going to stand out and make people buy a new iPhone in the fall eh?

 

[G4DPII]

Hopefully the store comes back up with updated hardware. Other wise this is a bad day for Apple.

 

[L_dorado]

Ok.. I get it now. They tailored the keynote to that 9 year old developer in the audience. It's all making sense now.

says someone that has a very colorful avatar ) sticker?

 

[jakeness87]

i guess ill be jailbreaking to get rid of all that teenage crap from ios 10

 

[iPadCary]

I've been saying for years Cook is incredibly ill-suited as CEO ....
That Apple's been running on Steve's fumes ....
It took sinking to this level for it to be glaringly obvious.
Now will you people listen?

 

[Tech198]

Where is that shiny new MacBook Pro.............

That is summer i think. (subject to change)

 

[ferretex]

NOOOOO NOT THE IPAD 2 :'(

Neither iPad 3...

 

[MH01]

Ha ha ha forget macs... The new Apple is about gimmicks And the iPad Pro

 

[pavvel]

At least they are demoing this one

 

[kepler20b]

I get that people are uoset, but the truth is that if the iPhone 7 rumors hold true, you're going to be even more disappointed come fall

 

[PhillyGuy72]

If I opened up iMessage to send a text with a gif, emoji, with "invisible ink photo", hit send...my battery might drop 13% in 45 seconds.

 

[soupcan]

Coding on iPad?

So, RIP Mac then?

 

[LastName]

We need a "ONE MORE THING"

I got excited when Craig said it. Then he showed the ad. I was not excited long.

 

[SuperHamster]

Oh well. Lenovo X1 Carbon it is then. I'm spending like 1% of my computer time outside the Adobe suite and Chrome anyway so who cares about the OS.

 

[Asclepio]

we need a twitch stream LUL

 

[clunkmess]

Where tf is peer-to-peer Apple Pay?