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That's the funniest thing I've read all week. :D
Thank you. I'm here all week and don't forget to tip the wait staff. :D
a/s/l ??? :eek:

Ok, I'l respond !

a = older than you :p

s = frequently enough :eek:

l = anywhere we can't be caught :eek:


LOL ... my god I am having FLASHBACKS !!!! :eek:
ROFL I recall a few of those answers from time to time. Oddly enough when I informed my parents of my new found "hobby" over a decade ago my father thought I was going to be abducted and my mom thought I was smuggling drugs. Interestingly enough I wasn't a teenage and I've never really done drugs.

Now, what's this about trouble? :rolleyes:
As if you have to ask!
 
I've been divorced for 12 years, and it sure does get lonely. I keep myself busy by playing baseball, riding bike and listening to music.
 
I've been divorced for 12 years, and it sure does get lonely. I keep myself busy by playing baseball, riding bike and listening to music.

That is what is missing...baseball!
To do list for Monday:
Buy a bat, ball and glove.
 
1. Match.com
2. Do things with work friends. Hold a BBQ or something.
3. If you have neighbours, and its a nice summer afternoon, hold a BBQ or something.
4. Decorate the house. Hold a house warming - work friends, family, friends, neighbours - tell them ALL to bring friends.
5. Join a Singles evening.

And if work is getting in the way that much, and thats the reason for you being so lonely - find a different job.

You can't live your life centered around work.

As I'm sure you know, you get old too quick.

But the point is, you're never too old, so get out there and bloody do something about it! Pick yourself up!
 
1. Match.com
2. Do things with work friends. Hold a BBQ or something.
3. If you have neighbours, and its a nice summer afternoon, hold a BBQ or something.
4. Decorate the house. Hold a house warming - work friends, family, friends, neighbours - tell them ALL to bring friends.
5. Join a Singles evening.

And if work is getting in the way that much, and thats the reason for you being so lonely - find a different job.

You can't live your life centered around work.

As I'm sure you know, you get old too quick.

But the point is, you're never too old, so get out there and bloody do something about it! Pick yourself up!

Which Kardashian are you? I'm guessing the momma?
 
That is what is missing...baseball!
To do list for Monday:
Buy a bat, ball and glove.

I was lucky that a new 28+ baseball league formed here last year. We play two 11-week seasons, playing one game on Sundays. :)
 
What are you all doing in here, then? Play the odds, pretend you're 25, go into the teen thread. :p


I may talk to younger folk here, but thats just superficial. I have no desire to get close to anyone young enough to be my child, even if the person were 25. Too many generational differences, and just isn't right either. :eek:
 
I'm sorry because this is going to sound like I'm some giant *******, but when I saw this I had flashes of early AOL run through my mind. It actually made me laugh. Just to keep up with appearances....

a/s/l?
Ahhh, the fantasy world of the internet chat rooms. Brad Paisley's "online" song still rings true today I guess.
49.7/M/Look Left:D
 
Saturday night, and no luck. :(

Hard to find anyone wanting to see a movie when there's a thunderstorm going on though. ;)

Movies aren't a great date anyways.

Well, actually, you have to go to one movie together early in the relationship. That way you know if she talks during movies. If she does, best to end it early. :D
 
Well, actually, you have to go to one movie together early in the relationship. That way you know if she talks during movies. If she does, best to end it early.

Never looked at it that way before. :eek:

have you considered a Hindu style arranged marriage instead?

No arranged marriages for me, thank you very much.. :rolleyes:
 
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