I would be willing to bet money that Apple will sell Snow Leopard for no less than the standard $129 they usually charge.
You know, the truth is, this iPhone stuff is really really sucking us dry. When WWDC came up, we wanted to have a blow-you-away new version of OS X that would make Leopard look ancient, like OS 9 or something. Come to think of it, Leopard looks a little like OS 9 anyway...
The we realized we didn't have a clue where to go with the next OS X because everywhere at Apple it's just iPhone this and iPhone that. "Grand Central" and "Open CL?" That stuff's been sitting on the shelf for months now. We could've pushed it out the door yesterday.
So we gave Bertrand a little speech to memorize for WWDC about "pushing the pause button" because, you know, Bertrand is French. Truth is, he doesn't understand a word of English. So we just give him this stuff to say and told him it's a lot of technobabble about how great the next OS X is gonna be and so on and he's smiling and thinks it's all good. Worked like a charm.
But damn, we couldn't even come up with a new name, that's how bad it's gotten. It's been so god damn busy here with MobileMe and iPhone 2.0 and all of that junk. So finally someone says how about "Snow" Leopard? What the hell is a Snow Leopard anyway? Then we figured out that we would have to throw all the developers here a bone, so we pressed a bunch of "Snow" Leopard preview DVD's. It's basically all the same stuff. We couldn't even come up with a new design for the DVD cover, so we just splashed on some old Leopard purple and hoped nobody would pay attention and ask something like, "hey, where's the snow?"
Somebody in marketing told me this morning that we're gonna focus on the teen market with this next release. Lot of money there, lots of switchers. So we're gonna put in a white Leopard soft toy in the box. I saw a prototype yesterday. Gotta admit, it's cute as hell. Kids will love it. We're gonna sell a ton of these.
Gotta go. Another iPhone progress report meeting. Attendance mandatory.