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So I thought i'd try my hand at what I thought a redesign could look like/function. this is a super dirty, quick render in sketchup, so nothing fancy (i'm not that good with that 3D stuff) but i think the main points are there. You'll REALLY have to use your imagination. Basically it's back to a "tower" albeit only 8 in wide by 12 inch deep by 12 tall. So smaller than a cMP, but maybe still portable. It had to come in all the popular colors (haha) and needed a handle so i thought there'd be a sort of cutout in the top vents that when pushed, popped up a handle to carry around (just quickly sketched in there on the pic).
it's essentially bottom to top cooled, like the current nMP, but with two fans at the top (approx 120mm). the large part of the box is taken by the "unified thermal core" where on the facing side, you see 2 PCIe slots. currently they hold two GPUs, but one could swap out the bottom for another type of AIB if one wanted/needed. now, i haven't figured out HOW, but these are standard off the shelf GPUs that could be upgraded. My thinking (and it's not very user-friendly) is that there would be some sort of adjustable adapter, like a copper block that could move to where the actual chip is located on different boards. i guess you'd have to thermal-paste both sides of the copper block to transfer the heat to the core. I don't know, i didn't think it through a whole lot, just tried to get two GPUs with an option to open one for a standard slot.
I didn't get around to the other side or back of the machine, but you can use your imagination to fill in the rest. i'm thinking TWO CPUs on the other side. TWO (maybe 4?) PCIe SSD slots and there may even be room on the other side for a drive bay or two. Obviously RAM slots would be there too. The back would be filled with all your standard, up-to-date port fanfare for external expansion, etc.
So yeah, this is just me thinking out loud. I KNOW there are a thousand reasons why this wouldn't work and why Apple would never dream of doing something like this, but i think it would address SOME of the complaints around here and is sort of a "meet-in-the-middle" compromise. Anyways, again, just for fun. thought maybe it'd light a spark in the thread. let me know what you think!