And i am a tech savy guy. How retarded i am? from 1 - 10 =P
Not really bad -- you have just never been exposed to a machine with a slot loading mechanism.
But it would probably be worth your while to read through the manual -- if your experience is mainly with older or Windows based machines, you would benefit from some familiarization with what is different about the Mac,
Also, there is a lot of information here in the Guides section, under the
Guides tab at the top of this window.
Apple has may tutorial videos linked from their home page, and if you are new to OSX, they have a section of the site for switchers.
I'm going to add the one, most important hint for new OSX users:
Do not move, rename or delete any folder that OSX creates automatically. This includes the System folder, the Library folders, and the User folders. Renaming a user folder will make all of your documents music and movies disappear. Do not rename the User folders.