Make me jealous.

[XIII]

I never brag but I'll make a huge exception just for this thread.

I didn't pay anything out of my own pocket for my PowerBook, Cinema Display, Mac mini, Razr V3, car, PDA, iPod, Xserve and pretty much everything I have.

I drive a BMW E39 5-Series. I'm 17 and its my first car, I love it to death. I also drive a red '06 E90 330i manual every now and then. Since I don't pay for my own gas I can keep the cars in the powerband all I want.

I've been known to do 175km/h in a 50km/h zone dodging traffic (108mph in a 30 for the non-metric folks) and also drifted across four lanes at an intersection in front of law enforcement and got away with it.

I have a Montblanc wallet and I normally wear designer clothing and whatnot.

I have flown numerous times in private jets.

In an attempt to avoid some ugly comments which I know I will get, read this and think it through: I do appreciate what I have.


Now I just need a nice and pretty non-drinking, non-smoking traditionalist girl to share it with.

How so? Nice life..

 

[MongoTheGeek]

Anyone remember the 80's?

Anyone remember late night ads for 1-900 numbers?

There was one that I saw an add for a couple of times called Metheism.

It was a number were you call up and for $3 a minute boast onto how great you were or alternatively listen to other people boast...

 

[_Matt]

I get good grades. (Current GPA: 4.375 and growing fast...predicted 5.0 GPA by the end of Junior year)

I'm one of five sophomores taking an AP course in sophomore year.

I've been recognized as one of the best teenage playwrights in America.

I've had the pleasure of talking to Leonardo DiCaprio on a couch at a premiere party.

I'm in love with the most beautiful girl I've ever seen and she loves me too.

I have a Rev D PowerBook G4 that I keep in mint condition.

I get paid to talk to/flirt with/kiss beautiful women.

I have had a bank account filled with ~ $25,000 of my own hard earned money since age 12. I was able to buy my first computer (an iBook G3 in 2001) with this money before I went off to tour every major city in the US.

I love my job.

I have great parents.

That's all I got.