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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by edesignuk, Feb 13, 2009.
Perhaps he should consider a change of career.
"Colleagues taped the hand back on" - real brilliance they have working there, it seems.
...I'd have used a staple gun.
At least he's consistent...
Loving the picture caption.
you've got to hand it to him
what, no bad jokes yet?
I don't think he can handle any more cutting remarks.
Metro subs strike again,Waikato. The word almost seems to have escaped them as well:
(actual I retract the almost bit I didn't read it properly)
or maybe persistent?
You've got hand it to him / that was handy / he doesn't exactly sound like a handyman / You'd have thought someone would have given him a hand / maybe he should have been awristed / was it a second hand saw? / was he caught red handed / did they keep it in his handbag / hand hand hand hand hand
On the other hand, why didn't he wait until he was already at hospital to cut off his hand?
referring to the thread about guy who shoots himself while at hospital
Well, in the end, they put it back on, didn't they? You know what they say. Third time's the arm.
Cos then they'd charge him an arm AND a leg.
<--(runs and hides)
I love these threads, never for the story, always for the puns
Just when he's getting good at it?
I suppose it's armless enough.
I could've handled it better.
Britney Spears cut her hand off? This is gonna be big news in Hollywood.
Oh wait, Bryan Speers. Never mind.
How did he cut his arm off? Did he fall asleep and fall forward while cutting meat or something?
WOW. Epic failure. How does one have the strength to just "pick his hand up" that is falling off of his body?!
His boss asked him to knuckle down.
This is meat. That is arm.
No, wait... this is arm, that is meat.
No! Arm. Meat. Arm. Meat.
Meat, meet arm. Arm, meet meat.
See saw. See saw armed.
Saw saw meet meat, miss meat, meet arm.
See armed saw makes arm missing meat.
do they have an amazing worker's compensation pkg there?
I wouldn't let that guy back on the job in order to save his life (and limbs).