Man cuts hand off for second time

[DoFoT9]

**confusing

<clunk>

<wails>

what does that even mean!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 😱😱😱😱😱

 

[Counterfit]

How do you manage to cut off your HAND with a band saw?

This is meat. That is arm.

No, wait... this is arm, that is meat.

No! Arm. Meat. Arm. Meat.

Meat, meet arm. Arm, meet meat.

See saw. See saw armed.

Saw saw meet meat, miss meat, meet arm.

See armed saw makes arm missing meat.

<clunk>

<wails>

BRILLIANT!

 

[Abstract]

This is meat. That is arm.

No, wait... this is arm, that is meat.

No! Arm. Meat. Arm. Meat.

Meat, meet arm. Arm, meet meat.

See saw. See saw armed.

Saw saw meet meat, miss meat, meet arm.

See armed saw makes arm missing meat.

<clunk>

<wails>

Is that a quote from "Dude, Where's My Arm?"

 

[Lord Blackadder]

This has gotten totally out of hand.

 

[apsterling]

I saw what you did there!

 

[iParis]

This has gotten totally out of hand.

AHAHAH! You made a funny!

 

[bobfitz14]

I love these threads, never for the story, always for the puns 😛

i agree, though the stories themselves are funny/odd/interesting. 😛

 

[IJ Reilly]

This has gotten totally out of hand.

You shoulder known better.

 

[aquajet]

Surely he saw this one coming. I guess you just can't blade the inevitable.

 

[RedTomato]

Forewarned is no-armed.

 

[IJ Reilly]

Not another cutting remark.

 

[EmperorDarius]

 

[PlaceofDis]

he might need another job, or perhaps better working conditions. probably the latter, but that has to be very traumatizing to go through.

 

[iJohnHenry]

I wish this thread would just go away.

Now if he cuts off his dick, before procreating, then I am interested, otherwise, meh.

 

[Doctor Q]

When they make the movie, what will happen when the director yells "Cut!" ?

 

[Shadow]

At least he's (almost) 'armless now.

 

[Dont Hurt Me]

Perhaps he should consider a change of career.

LOL, thats just what i was thinking. thinks though for the laugh skunk.