Man dies in vat of chocolate

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  1. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    I have to say it:

    Parting is such sweet sorrow.
     
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    I saw this earlier today and thought about posting… but somehow it just seemed in bad taste to make fun.

    If he had survived on the other hand. ;)

    Kicker is, working full time in a chocolate factory, he probably didn't like chocolate all that much.
     
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    Sounds like a scene out of "Who's Killing the Great Chefs of Europe."
     
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    So does that mean there is some very cheap chocolate for sale?
     
  7. Thomas Veil thread starter macrumors 68020

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    Bearing in mind it's Hersheys a hint of human corpse can only improve the flavour :p
     
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    bet his mum said " too much chocolate will kill ya "
     
  10. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    One Flew Over the Cocoa's Nest.

    I read this on the Fudge Report.
     
  11. liketom macrumors 601

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    lol that's a good one!

    well least he does not have to worry about Chocolate rotting his teeth or spoiling his Tea now

    but in all - what a way to go! poor git
     
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    Let's hope he didn't work in a Reese's factory.
     
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    Wrong, so wrong! ;)
     
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    No shizzle, I tried some Hershey chocolate while over in New York and it tasted like puke (literally). You know when you throw up in your mouth a little bit? Like that! It's nasty!
     
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    We'd probably taste better if we were covered in chocolate. ;)
     
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    Lighten up guys. There's nothing wrong with a little dark chocolate humor.
     
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    I dunno, I usually eat the eyes first..

    Really though that's pretty horrible. :(
     
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    +1, nothing wrong with a dark sense of humor...just saying!
     
  23. LizKat macrumors 68040

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    Reminds me of that greeting card with the two chocolate Easter rabbits, one with his tail missing and the other with his ears already nibbled off.

    Rabbit one: "My butt hurts."

    Rabbit two: "What?"

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    I can't believe I am posting to this thread. That guy's accident was a horrible way to die and a horrible thing for his co-workers and family to cope with.
     
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    I wonder if there was any chocolate in the after-eulogy-get-together.

    "This chocolate tastes kind of...different."
     
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    I wonder if they had to eat him out or if they just decided to bury him like this.

    On a serious note, you would think if they're working 9 feet above the vat that some sort of safety harness would have to be worn to stop a fall like that.
     

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