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No shizzle, I tried some Hershey chocolate while over in New York and it tasted like puke (literally). You know when you throw up in your mouth a little bit? Like that! It's nasty!

my mom sells food to restaurants and hotels. She brought home some chocolate once and asked me to try.
I get to the forth sample and i say "eww this tastes like chalk, people actually eat this? never again".
She says "Its the best American chocolate there is".

Was he wrapped in tin foil in his casket?
 
Insert obligatory Augustus Gloop joke here.

Actually, getting hit in the head by a heavy agitator spinning at high speed does not sound like my idea of a good way to go out, even if it is in a vat of chocolate...
 
o god... thats like... horrible... but like awesome at the same die... im mean thats like a awesome way to die... but its still horrible...
 
Is there subliminal advertising being used by Chocolate manufacturers?

I'd like to ask Godiva Chocolate if they feel any responsibility for this tragedy...
 
Why doesn't my strawberry hershey's syrup taste like strawberry?

They should forever freeze him encased in the chocolate and put him on display because I bet it would look really, really cool. Like a chocolate Han Solo, except it's a dead guy.
 
Death by Chocolate

I work right by a chocolate manufacturing plant in Chicago. In the past few years I have heard that at least 2 people have died in the plant. I guess it is not completely unavoidable when you work with large scale industrial processing equipment.

Anyone read "The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair?

As terrible at that incident is, OSHA will investigate the incident and determine what caused it.

Anyway, whenever I go past the chocolate factory on my way to and from work always smells pretty good. I just hope the workers family is doing O.K..
 
Best. Death. Ever.

Struggling to get to the surface in a thick (possibly uncomfortably warm) liquid which you begin to breath in, can't see through and panicking because you know you are in serious trouble and then getting struck by a large rotating blade.

I can think of better ways to go personally.
 
Struggling to get to the surface in a thick (possibly uncomfortably warm) liquid which you begin to breath in, can't see through and panicking because you know you are in serious trouble and then getting struck by a large rotating blade.

I can think of better ways to go personally.

Well that is true. I guess there are better ways to go. Eg. In your Sleep! But still it's chocolate and chocolate is awesome!!
 
That story certainly puts the "May Contain Nuts" warning on chocolate bars in a completely new light...
 
You know there's a small part of me that wonders if, once I realized I wasn't getting out of this one alive, I'd just start eating. . . might as well make your final moments happy ones. . .
 
Struggling to get to the surface in a thick (possibly uncomfortably warm) liquid which you begin to breath in, can't see through and panicking because you know you are in serious trouble and then getting struck by a large rotating blade.

I can think of better ways to go personally.

Wouldn't it be rather hot as well to stop solidification?

MMMM hot chocolate.
:rolleyes:
 
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