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Two Olive Garden customers here contracted gonorrhea a few weeks ago. Shortly after the subpoena for blood tests for the staff, a large portion of the kitchen help suddenly quit.

I'm glad I don't eat there.


Just what were the customers doing with their food? :eek: :eek:

No. Don't answer that. I have seen American Pie.
 
Reminds me

of an incredibly juvenile joke I heard in middle school(wow, that was ages ago, makes me feel old), anyway:

Q: How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?


A: Because the Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

Thank you thank you, I'll be here all night, ask the waitress about our daily specials!
 
Oh...my...God.

Ohhhhhhhh.


That is disgusting.

Ohhhh......

The hell if I'll ever eat at Burger King again.
 
The hell if I'll ever eat at Burger King again.

Right, and after hearing about the latest fatal plane crash I've decided I'm never going to fly again.

If this even happened -- and I personally doubt that it did (see the above remarks about the "finger in the chili" incident that turned out to be hoax) -- then this was either a targeted incident (whether a "practical joke" between the employee and someone he knew, or some kind of revenge against a problem customer) or a sign of some serious issues with a rogue employee, that will hopefully be dealt with harshly (fire the guy and charge him with something). It's not like Burger King as a corporation allows these things to happen, or that it would be any less likely to happen at a McDonald's, Wendy's, In-n-Out, etc.

That said, I haven't eaten at Burger King in years, and I avoid McDonald's burgers too. I'll eat the occasional McMuffin for breakfast, though, but for lunch fast food, I'm a fan of shawarma, or subs (Subway, Quizno's), or Wendy's.
 
Does anyone else remember the ad back in the day
"extra pickles, extra lettuce
special order don't upset us"

I can't believe I'm going to have to ask for my next Whopper without condom
 
Finger, toe, roofing, carpentry, what kind? I got a cat here, and if my curiosity isn't satisfied soon....

I don't remember......something you'd use to nail wood together. I think I was 11 or 12 when this happened. She just took out the nail, the manager came over, and (I think) he offered my mum her meal for free (but not my father's, brother's, or my own).

"Lawsuit" would have never crossed my mother's mind back then, and I'm sure it wouldn't now. If it happened to me today, I doubt I'd sue either. Accidents happen, and this was an accident. We'd never go back there though.


If it was a condom in my burger, I'd sue the **** out of the company. That's no accident.
 
Two Olive Garden customers here contracted gonorrhea a few weeks ago. Shortly after the subpoena for blood tests for the staff, a large portion of the kitchen help suddenly quit.

I'm glad I don't eat there.
You can't get gonorrhea from food, doorknobs, or toilet seats. You get gonorrhea from having sex with someone else who has it.

"Used" condom? Bet I know who used it. The guy who traveled way out of his neighborhood to go to a Burger King, go out of his way to make a stink, and has his lawyer on speed-dial.

Pass the chili.
 
By force of habit and fear for my tummy, I always look in my sandwich before i eat into it. I dont like pickles or tomatoes anyways, so I always check to see if they put them on anyways.
 
Oh man that is wrong, cause i don't like pickles, i check my maccas burgers and sample to drinks before we leave incase were given the wrong stuff (yes i no it's not real coke etc)
 
I know someone that worked in KFC before going into real estate and he told me that one day he saw the other workers taking the unbreaded chicken to the back, peeing on it then breaded it and served it. He quit that day, but needless to say thats disgusting.
 
McD fries clearly the best for me and they win every poll. Why haven't the others reverse-engineered them?

Jack in the Box; somebody had to do something with that name on this subject. I could, but won't. Absolutely great commercials. Anyone see the lesbian one?
 
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