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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

OutThere said:
It seems this happens altogether too often....wtf is wrong with people? :confused:
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Where the heck do you live where people are cutting off their schlongs and thowing them about? I'll have to cross that off my "places to go" list - LOL!

zap2 said:
If that happen to me, i know i would be like, "wow but i have a gun, and a gun beats a a penis:)

(in most things anyway):p
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But pants still beats no pants.
 
kammron said:
im shaking my head in confusion.
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sigh... i so want to make a comment regarding your head shaking but have decided to restrain myself ;)
 
was there a police dog there? and if there was, what if the dog ate it? how stupid would that guy feel then?
 
fuzzwud said:
was there a police dog there? and if there was, what if the dog ate it? how stupid would that guy feel then?
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A while back there was a story about someone who accidentally cut off their thumb. Their pet cat grabbed it and ran off.. never to be seen again ( the thumb ).
 
Just nasty...i guess he wasn't planing on using it again.....oh may i add ewwwww.

I have plans for this thing so that cutting off and throwing it at people is out......but i guess he had to show them he meant biznez.

Bless
 
What was this individual on one has to ask...

I like the following comment: "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own,"

:D
 
erm, I bet they didn't even notice because there were all these knives throwing at them... but what does cutting one's penis has to do with anything :confused:
 
Dont Hurt Me said:
We got some sick bastards in this world, :eek: What the heck is wrong with people? Just when you thought you have heard it all someone finds a new low. Man is a animal here is just more proof.
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Actually, this wasn't as bad as another incident a few years ago. I recall a thread with a link to a story about a guy in southeast Asia (I think Malaysia) getting high on some sort of mushroom, then hearing a voice telling him to cut off his pecker, then cook it and eat it. He then proceeded to cut it off, fry it, and eat it. :eek:
 
Officer #1 " Sir- just place the weapons on the ground in front of you...slowly...and put both hands up!"

Officer #2 "No sir- you can keep the one eyed wonder weapon!"

Officer #1 "You have the right to remain silent- unless you want to scream bloody murder

Anything you did can and will be used against you in a bedroom.

You have the right to a surgeon.

If you cannot afford a penis, one will be provided for you."

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So it says this can actually be reattached- what happens to the stiches if during rehab he has a hottie helping him...:eek: ........:eek: .............:eek:
 
tweakers_suck said:
The doctors should have reattached it upside down.

*oops*
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BWAHAHAHAA. :D

sorry, but the thought is too funny. LOL.

flyfish29 said:
So it says this can actually be reattached- what happens to the stiches if during rehab he has a hottie helping him...:eek: ........:eek: .............:eek:
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curiously enough... i've wondered about this before. could do some major damage to that microsurgery if he got too excited. :eek: :p i guess they might put him on some pills to keep him calm? :eek:
 
how could guests ever eat at that house again without wondering about the dinner knives?
 
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