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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

drewel said:
how could guests ever eat at that house again without wondering about the dinner knives?
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To be honest, I'd be more worried about exactly what the guy was serving up... 😱
 
did you ever hear about the two hillbillys driving behind lorena bobbit when she threw john bobbits severed penis out of the car window? it flew threw the air and bounced off of their windshield and the first hillbilly said what the heck was that? the second one said i dont know but did you see the size of the D*** on that bug?

BA DUM BUM... 😛
 
drewel said:
how could guests ever eat at that house again without wondering about the dinner knives?
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how could you ever eat at that house wondering if you'd be providing extra sausages for the meal? 😱 😀 😛
 
redAPPLE said:
and it's brokeback all together again, no wildcowboy? <j/k> 😀
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Yee-hah!

Keeping with the theme of the thread, has everybody heard about this one by now? That's my idea of fun. 😱
 
zap2 said:
wow but i have a gun, and a gun beats a a penis🙂
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Is that like paper rock scissors?

Gun beats penis > Penis beats officer > Officer beats gun? 😛


peace | neut
 
neut said:
Is that like paper rock scissors?

Gun beats penis > Penis beats officer > Officer beats gun? 😛


peace | neut
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy Schnikies was that funny.... And what a horrible visual! 😛

Ok... a Quick game of Gun Penis Officer to see who wins.... ready? GO!
 
pinto32 said:
Actually, throwing your own penis at police officers is a brilliant legal maneuver. Basically, this guy knew he was going away for a while, so he acted. Any officer who was hit by the flying phallus is now guilty of sexual harrassment. The Chicago PD will be begging this guy not to take THEM to court!
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no.. the police officer is not guilty of anything. the man caused his penis to touch a police officer, therefore, the officer is not guilty of anything.
 
hookahco said:
no.. the police officer is not guilty of anything. the man caused his penis to touch a police officer, therefore, the officer is not guilty of anything.
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I agree. I don't think it'll stand up in court. 😛
 
Electro Funk said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy Schnikies was that funny.... And what a horrible visual! 😛

Ok... a Quick game of Gun Penis Officer to see who wins.... ready? GO!
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GUN...sorry, I just can't see myself throwing my penis at just anyone!😱
 
Ok, seriously, I love penis as much as the next gal, but to have one thrown at me would kind of suck. I mean, once one is thrown at you (probably not looking as tasty as it could) would you ever look at a penis the same? Of course, this is coming from a female perspective.
 
The physics?

How aerodynamic can a dick be? I mean, sure, I throw mine all over the place, but... 😉
 
Applespider said:
So how many of you guys crossed your legs when you read that subject line?😉
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Me. I crossed my legs 14 times when reading the whole thread.

Gaaah, what's wrong with that guy? I'd never throw my penis at anybody....it's too special😎
 
Well, I saw this thread title when it first started and never clicked on it. Tonight as I'm very busy trying to avoid working I'm reading all the threads that came up in new posts and I'm glad I did.

This

Jaffa Cake said:
I agree. I don't think it'll stand up in court. 😛
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gave me the best laugh I've had in weeks!
 
jsw said:
That's why I'm glad mine is detachable. That way, I can keep it stored safely away until needed.
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Alarmingly, that song is in my iTunes collection... I'm not a big King Missile fan but that, Cheesecake Truck and Jesus was way cool - are always good for a laugh.
 
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