Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut

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  1. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    The Examiner via Digg.

    :eek:
     
  2. cantthinkofone macrumors 65816

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    Where does it end....Penis amputations, butt stapling.
     
  3. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    This thread won't end well. Let's just nip it in the butt.
     
  4. edesignuk thread starter Moderator emeritus

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    ...and so it begins :D
     
  5. iBlue macrumors Core

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    don't be so uptight. :D
     
  6. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    If the guy is looking for a non-surgical solution, I'd suggest the guy head over to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner.
     
  7. Sdashiki macrumors 68040

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    17 days without poo?

    Im no doctor but the guy would definitely be septic, and possibly beyond sick.
     
  8. riscy macrumors 6502a

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    I'm sure everything will turn out alright in the end.
     
  9. whooleytoo macrumors 603

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    I don't believe him, I think he's full of it..
     
  10. Mindflux macrumors 68000

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    Your avatar is wildly inappropriate in this thread. Motorboating a poor man's stapled butt? Shame on you, sir!
     
  11. jimN macrumors 6502a

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    Not necessarily. No reason it would make you septic, although when you're full enough it will start coming out the top end!
     
  12. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    Perhaps, but the size of what came out afterwards must have been epic.
     
  13. echeck macrumors 68000

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  14. Lunja macrumors 6502

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    Your avatar suddenly has a whole new meaning...

    While that story is utterly disgusting, I just LOL'd so hard I woke up the house :D (*Lunja stands and claps*)

    EDIT: I'm refering to rdown's link, not the butt-stapled-shut story. I only lol'd a little at that...
     
  15. Melrose Suspended

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    That doctor's in a butt load of trouble now. (or not, given the situation)
     
  16. donga macrumors 6502a

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    wow, this kinda reminds me of that skit on the wu-tang 36 chambers album.

    method man song:

    I'll f***in
    sew your a**hole closed, and keep feedin you
    and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you
     
  17. MartyMoe macrumors regular

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    Oh, pooh-pooh to that. Or are you just being cruel to be hind?


    I had never seen that before. I'm...uh... speechless. Mostly because I haven't laughed that hard in a long time... Yipes with a capital "Y".
     
  18. Consultant macrumors G5

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    Hum, if such a thing happen to me, after 1 day I would have gone back to the doctor to fix the problem, why would someone wait 2+ weeks? What a moron.

    I guess there are lots people in the DC, Virginia with low IQ (I live here right now, hopefully not for long).
     
  19. camomac macrumors 6502a

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    i can't even imagine, but i'm sure it will be good...:D


    i predict something about midgets or hermaphrodites
    maybe hermaphrodite midgets...:eek:
     
  20. mcarnes macrumors 68000

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    He must have had pretty bad breath.

    *burp*


    sniff sniff
     
  22. ZachsMacDaddy macrumors 6502

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    Perhaps the doctor thought it was a good stopgap procedure until he had a better idea?
     
  23. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    How did I miss this post earlier!? :eek:
     
  24. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Maybe he changed his mind, about going cold-turkey, to go Straight?? :p
     
  25. Dmac77 macrumors 68020

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    And how the hell did he not notice that his butt was stapled shut before he left the hospital? And why couldn't he go back to get the staples removed?

    Don
     

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