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Discussion in 'Current Events' started by edesignuk, Sep 29, 2008.
The Examiner via Digg.
Where does it end....Penis amputations, butt stapling.
This thread won't end well. Let's just nip it in the butt.
...and so it begins
don't be so uptight.
If the guy is looking for a non-surgical solution, I'd suggest the guy head over to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner.
17 days without poo?
Im no doctor but the guy would definitely be septic, and possibly beyond sick.
I'm sure everything will turn out alright in the end.
I don't believe him, I think he's full of it..
Your avatar is wildly inappropriate in this thread. Motorboating a poor man's stapled butt? Shame on you, sir!
Not necessarily. No reason it would make you septic, although when you're full enough it will start coming out the top end!
Perhaps, but the size of what came out afterwards must have been epic.
This guy is definitely going to need some Dual Action Cleanse.
Your avatar suddenly has a whole new meaning...
While that story is utterly disgusting, I just LOL'd so hard I woke up the house (*Lunja stands and claps*)
EDIT: I'm refering to rdown's link, not the butt-stapled-shut story. I only lol'd a little at that...
That doctor's in a butt load of trouble now. (or not, given the situation)
wow, this kinda reminds me of that skit on the wu-tang 36 chambers album.
method man song:
sew your a**hole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you
Oh, pooh-pooh to that. Or are you just being cruel to be hind?
I had never seen that before. I'm...uh... speechless. Mostly because I haven't laughed that hard in a long time... Yipes with a capital "Y".
Hum, if such a thing happen to me, after 1 day I would have gone back to the doctor to fix the problem, why would someone wait 2+ weeks? What a moron.
I guess there are lots people in the DC, Virginia with low IQ (I live here right now, hopefully not for long).
i can't even imagine, but i'm sure it will be good...
i predict something about midgets or hermaphrodites
maybe hermaphrodite midgets...
I call BS
He must have had pretty bad breath.
Perhaps the doctor thought it was a good stopgap procedure until he had a better idea?
How did I miss this post earlier!?
Maybe he changed his mind, about going cold-turkey, to go Straight??
And how the hell did he not notice that his butt was stapled shut before he left the hospital? And why couldn't he go back to get the staples removed?