Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut

[applephysci]

17 days without poo?

Im no doctor but the guy would definitely be septic, and possibly beyond sick.

I'm sure they've got a bag coming out from his abdomen area.

 

[iJohnHenry]

A stoma is usually made in the wall of the abdomen, and the end of the Small Intestine attached to it.

This allows the Large Intestine to recover from surgical procedures.

 

[alFR]

If the guy is looking for a non-surgical solution, I'd suggest the guy head over to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner.

I actually cried with laughter reading that. You, sir, are a hero.

 

[patrick0brien]

If the guy is looking for a non-surgical solution, I'd suggest the guy head over to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner.

-rdowns

Oh no, that's so wrong...

... I like it.

 

[maxrobertson]

The phrase is actually "nip it in the bud". I think it refers to rose-growing or weeding .

 

[alphaod]

If the guy is looking for a non-surgical solution, I'd suggest the guy head over to Ryan's Steakhouse for dinner.

I couldn't stop laughing… and I'm at Starbucks, where it's quite crowded.

Thanks you just made me look like a dork.

 

[rdowns]

I couldn't stop laughing… and I'm at Starbucks, where it's quite crowded.

Thanks you just made me look like a dork.

Wasn't sure if you needed help or not.

 

[aethelbert]

I don't believe him, I think he's full of it..

Sure I'm a bit late on quoting you, but brilliant.