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Man with two penises removes one
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I don't even know how to react to this. But I can tell you this- there's no way I'd cut off a piece of my body for anybody.
I wonder if both were able to get a full erection?
Perhaps him fainting everytime she wanted to get it on was a major turnoff?
Perhaps him fainting everytime she wanted to get it on was a major turnoff?
True. It may be un-natural, but its a part of you. Much more a part than anyone woman can be. (or man for that matter) It made him unique.
Wouldn't that be dualique?
Please. Monogamy is where it's at. Who wouldn't want to DP a woman without another dude present?
How do you know which one the piss is coming out of? Do you have to aim both of them at the toilet just in case? Can you use one hand on each and race them against each other when wanking?
I'm intrigued at the logistics of having 2 tallywhackers.
I'm intrigued at the logistics of having 2 tallywhackers.
I've always had a very specific fear of my knob being blown off in a well-targeted knob related accident, such as a small explosive device I happen to be sitting on or a piece of flying debris from a crash.
Having a spare would have made my life a lot less anxious.
AppleMatt
Having a spare would have made my life a lot less anxious.
AppleMatt
Please. Monogamy is where it's at. Who wouldn't want to DP a woman without another dude present?
One in the pooper, or all in the other one?
omg. too many funny responses. love the humour.
if it were me, no way would I cut it off for anybody.
heck, I would have advertised on craigslist or contacted Seymour Butts about doing an exclusive deal. if he could get both up, then wow...I could say more, but it would definitely violate what we're allowed to say.
i'm zipping it....
if it were me, no way would I cut it off for anybody.
heck, I would have advertised on craigslist or contacted Seymour Butts about doing an exclusive deal. if he could get both up, then wow...I could say more, but it would definitely violate what we're allowed to say.
i'm zipping it....
Oh HELL no. If I had been lucky enough to be born with two dingles there'd be no WAY I'd get rid of one, not even for a woman.
Surely, somewhere out there is a woman who's intrigued by the idea of being "with" such a guy, right?
Surely, somewhere out there is a woman who's intrigued by the idea of being "with" such a guy, right?
Hmm. You learn something new every day I suppose.
I'd use one as a conductor while the other one was um..."currently occupied in a gyracious activity with the opposite sex."
