Man with two penises removes one

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  1. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    With apologies to edesignuk.

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  2. leekohler macrumors G5

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    :eek: I don't even know how to react to this. But I can tell you this- there's no way I'd cut off a piece of my body for anybody.
     
  3. arkitect macrumors 601

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    I wonder if both were able to get a full erection?

    Perhaps him fainting everytime she wanted to get it on was a major turnoff?

    ;)
     
  4. Unspoken Demise macrumors 68040

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    True. It may be un-natural, but its a part of you. Much more a part than anyone woman can be. (or man for that matter) It made him unique.
     
  5. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    All he needs to do is find a girl with two vaginas, or two girls who liked threesomes.
     
  6. rdowns thread starter macrumors Penryn

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    Wouldn't that be dualique?

    Please. Monogamy is where it's at. Who wouldn't want to DP a woman without another dude present? :eek:
     
  7. leekohler macrumors G5

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    Too late now.
     
  8. yg17 macrumors G5

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    How do you know which one the piss is coming out of? Do you have to aim both of them at the toilet just in case? Can you use one hand on each and race them against each other when wanking?

    I'm intrigued at the logistics of having 2 tallywhackers.
     
  9. MacDawg macrumors P6

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    Just bizarre

    The world is a freak show and we are all on stage


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  10. AppleMatt macrumors 68000

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    I've always had a very specific fear of my knob being blown off in a well-targeted knob related accident, such as a small explosive device I happen to be sitting on or a piece of flying debris from a crash.

    Having a spare would have made my life a lot less anxious.


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  11. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    One in the pooper, or all in the other one?
     
  12. IBradMac macrumors 68000

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    If it were me..I'd view it as a "gift" not a probem. ;)


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  13. Keebler macrumors 68030

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    omg. too many funny responses. love the humour.

    if it were me, no way would I cut it off for anybody.

    heck, I would have advertised on craigslist or contacted Seymour Butts about doing an exclusive deal. if he could get both up, then wow...I could say more, but it would definitely violate what we're allowed to say.

    i'm zipping it.... :p
     
  14. Tomorrow macrumors 604

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    Oh HELL no. If I had been lucky enough to be born with two dingles there'd be no WAY I'd get rid of one, not even for a woman.

    Surely, somewhere out there is a woman who's intrigued by the idea of being "with" such a guy, right?
     
  15. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    Before...

    Hollywood porn movie, co-starring in a sex contest beside rival John Wayne Bobbit.

    Now...

    Cringe.
     
  16. rdowns thread starter macrumors Penryn

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    Hmm. You learn something new every day I suppose.
    I'd use one as a conductor while the other one was um..."currently occupied in a gyracious activity with the opposite sex."
     
  18. bartelby macrumors Core

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    I always wondered where the band got their name...
     
  19. Melrose Suspended

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    The questions are endless. I'd assumed both don't function fully - that is one is more or less vestigial and would therefore be more nuisance than fun.

    It would be better to have one twice as big, than two half-size.
     
  20. bbotte macrumors 65816

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    His career could have been huge in porn! He just threw away so much money and fun. What's the next best thing than having a big penis? Duh! TWO penises! LOL
     
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    Then the man is crazy. Certifiable.

    Woman or penis? Woman, penis? hmm...
     

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