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Man with two penises removes one

Can you imagine the Pr0n career this guy could have? Few men have the "hardware" to go "one in the pink one in the stink"

LOL
 
jecapaga said:
You're assuming that all 3 would be aligned on the front. There was no mention of just where the third would be.
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I would hope you wouldn't need to mention it. Unless there are a significant amount of people walking around with two hands connected to fused arms.
 
Since the complaint is often lodged that men all-too-often think with their penis, perhaps he or his girlfriend became fed up with him often being indecisive.

BTW, I am surprised no-one's asked how many balls he had/has.
 
blackfox said:
BTW, I am surprised no-one's asked how many balls he had/has.
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I can sound off on this - I wouldn't want more than two, and I know that for certain.

A while back when I had my vasectomy, I (quite unfortunately) ended up with a hematoma. It was roughly the size, shape, and "feel" of a third jewel. Once it quit being painful, it took about two months to go away. That whole time, I felt like I had too much going on down there, and it wasn't comfortable.

Extra penis = good. Extra huevo = not so great.
 
The only thing that comes to my mind is...

That is the type of X men I would like to be!

That is what I call evolution.
 
Tomorrow said:
I can sound off on this - I wouldn't want more than two, and I know that for certain.

A while back when I had my vasectomy, I (quite unfortunately) ended up with a hematoma. It was roughly the size, shape, and "feel" of a third jewel. Once it quit being painful, it took about two months to go away. That whole time, I felt like I had too much going on down there, and it wasn't comfortable.

Extra penis = good. Extra huevo = not so great.
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This post is getting tucked away to some corner of my HDD, and will be retrieved and presented to my wife if/when she asks me to get the snip.
 
dmr727 said:
This post is getting tucked away to some corner of my HDD, and will be retrieved and presented to my wife if/when she asks me to get the snip.
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Hahaha 😀 It was actually my idea, and in hindsight it was well worth it. I'd do it again.
 
What's even weirder is the tag under the image...

"What surgeons removing a spare penis might look like"

As if this is a common procedure.
 
Prof. said:
What? No pics? 😀😛
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I don't know whether to be flattered or bothered by the fact that you'd ask to see that. 😱

Seriously, though, there were no external clues at all that anything was "different." It was just weird feeling.
 
What most amazes me about this story is that man even had a girlfriend to begin with! I gotta be honest guys - if a guy I was dating dropped his pants and there were TWO penises down there?! 😱😱

Yeah... I'd be outta there 😛
 
yg17 said:
How do you know which one the piss is coming out of? Do you have to aim both of them at the toilet just in case? Can you use one hand on each and race them against each other when wanking?

I'm intrigued at the logistics of having 2 tallywhackers.
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Such good questions! I don't know why anyone would do that for some dame.
 
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