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I'm a fan of the "mark this box" approach. It's worked for me since elementary school.
 
There should be a way of surgically implanting a ring into a chicken, so that when it lays eggs, the ring will end up in one. Then you could hard boil it, and paint it like an Easter egg, and give that to your desired fiancée.
 
Get an iPhone 3g

Have it say "Will You Marry Me?"(Maybe make it the wallpaper or something) and then put the ring underneath the iPhone.
 
Is she hawt? put it in her food, who cares if she might chip a tooth or two, it'll be well worth it
 
Huh. Well I have quite a dry sense of humor, so I don't feel like any of the sarcastically-humorous ones will do any good. I may just be a teenager, but here are some tips that might help.

Make sure she's not booked with appointments the day of. Don't do it on any weekday, unless it's Friday or she's free.

Be serious. You might want to start a conversation. Never do it while she's busy; her mind is probably distracted (like if cooking, folding clothes, etc.)

SMILE! It will make her day.

I'm not a fan of any of those big public social things. Just go easy, take a walk through the park or something. Get her favorite snack to take with. Then, just ask. If she loves you as much as you do her, she'll say yes.;)
 
Put together some elaborate day around it, like some saturday that she doesn't have plans and get a bunch of your friends and her friends involved in a scavenger hunt all around town. Make her breakfast for when she wakes up, send her to a spa, find notes everywhere, maybe have friends drop packages at the places with things from our past and whatnot, and in the end, go out for a picnic at a park or something and pop the question as the sun is setting.

Expensive? Yes. Unforgettable? Absolutely.
 
I know someone who got a digital photo of NYC's Times Square area, and where they usually have those theatre district billboards, he shopped in "Will You Marry Me, [her name]?" onto one of them, and had that made into a jigsaw puzzle, and gave it to her right before the winter holidays because they had a tradition of doing puzzles on Christmas Eve in her family. He had been invited to join them at her home for Christmas that year.

It turned out to be a massive home run of an idea, if not entirely original, who knows. Anyway, she finished enough of that jigsaw puzzle on Christmas morning to get the picture, right before he and some other members of her family came downstairs for breakfast. She promptly said yes!
 
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I know someone who got a digital photo of NYC's Times Square area, and where they usually have those theatre district billboards, he shopped in "Will You Marry Me, [her name]?" onto one of them, and had that made into a jigsaw puzzle, and gave it to her right before the winter holidays because they had a tradition of doing puzzles on Christmas Eve in her family. He had been invited to join them at her home for Christmas that year.

It turned out to be a massive home run of an idea, if not entirely original, who knows. Anyway, she finished enough of that jigsaw puzzle on Christmas morning to get the picture, right before he and some other members of her family came downstairs for breakfast. She promptly said yes!

That is awesome. That wins the thread so far.
 
Hey all,

Well I finally broke down and bought an engagement ring for my girlfriend and I'm desperately trying to think of a good way to propose too her. I know she loves animals and is a real outdoorsy kind of girl. And she told me if she ever were to be proposed too that she would want it to be a total surprise and something that'd she remember forever and ever....

Propose to her on Facebook. She will never forget it...
 
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