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Maryland Man Glued to Toilet Seat

After application, how long does this kind of glue stay useable?

Also, unless he was passed out surely he would have felt something .

Shenanigans.
 
I notice something wet almost instantly but more importantly, I LOOK before I sit. Women aren't the dainty little clean creatures that we'd like to think we are. The courtesy wipe is lost on a good portion of the female population and the theory seems to be if it falls on the floor it should stay there. Don't ask because don't ask, don't tell is so passé. :D
 
I want to know what kind of glue has tack for awhile and also sets up so quickly he couldn't pry himself off. Either someone spread superglue just as he was squatting down, or he took reading material in for a marathon session so a slower glue could cure. I call BS.
 
jessica. said:
I LOOK before I sit.
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So true.

I have never been in such a *cough* hurry that I didn't have a quick look at where I'd be sitting my pristine pale bum down. :D

If I saw some suspicious gluey stuff (!) all over the seat I'd definitely get out of there.

This is most probably just another attempt at some 5 minutes of TV fame… what next? His son in a hot air balloon?
 
Who the hell sits on a public toilet, in Walmart no less, without wiping the seat off?
 
rdowns said:
Who the hell sits on a public toilet, in Walmart no less, without wiping the seat off?
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Or using two+ layers of the seat guards if out multiple layers of toilet paper.

As for the glue staying tacky for so long nor the guy not getting up immediately after noticing it was wet. If I recall correctly there are glues that will basically never set in open air but will set almost instantly once to objects are sealed together eliminating the air gap. In this case the derriere and toilet seat.
 
rdowns said:
I'm not a friggin' germophobe. I want to make sure the seat is dry.
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Exact same reason here. It's uncomfortable to sit in something wet, but I'm not going to pretend my own posterior isn't already festering with 95% of the germs I would get from the seat.
 
That must have been a long night for him. The last time I poured super glue all over my hand, I immediately/stupidly grabbed a paper towel and tried wiping it off. Needless to say, I had to stand at the sink for two hours getting it all off.

I always stick mountains of toilet paper on the sides of public toilets too.
 
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