Maryland Man Glued to Toilet Seat

[benthewraith]

That must have been a long night for him. The last time I poured super glue all over my hand, I immediately/stupidly grabbed a paper towel and tried wiping it off. Needless to say, I had to stand at the sink for two hours getting it all off.

I always stick mountains of toilet paper on the sides of public toilets too.

Acetone nail polish remover.

 

[velocityg4]

people who go to walmart.

There's entire websites dedicated to documenting them.

aaaaagggghhh!!! My eye's, they burn!!!

 

[nebo1ss]

He was too busy texting on his iPhone. When you buy an iPhone on eBay do you ever wonder how often it went to the toilet and the hygiene of the person taking it there.

 

[FrankieTDouglas]

Only in Cecil County. I had to go to that walmart last week, after I went to Newark, Delaware Acme too late for some nighttime grocery shopping. Funny that I'm only hearing about this story from reading macrumors.

 

[benhollberg]

First off who doesn't look before they sit down, I even look at my own toilet and I'm the only person who uses it regularly. Also, is that an arm rest for the toilet, I've never seen that before.

 

[Wyvernspirit]

Huh!



I always wipe a public seat down before using it, regardless if it looks dirty/wet or not.

 

[Abstract]

After application, how long does this kind of glue stay useable?

Depends on how close it is to the ******.

And look at the toilet seat. It's definitely designed so that you don't fall in.

 

[iBlue]

I notice something wet almost instantly but more importantly, I LOOK before I sit. Women aren't the dainty little clean creatures that we'd like to think we are. The courtesy wipe is lost on a good portion of the female population and the theory seems to be if it falls on the floor it should stay there. Don't ask because don't ask, don't tell is so passé.

No kidding! I'm an admitted hoverer because I'm careful where I place my arse, but I always remember a quote someone once mentioned seeing in a bathroom door:
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!"
Words to live pee by, I say. It's a shame so many women can't manage it. Slobs.

That must have been a long night for him. The last time I poured super glue all over my hand, I immediately/stupidly grabbed a paper towel and tried wiping it off. Needless to say, I had to stand at the sink for two hours getting it all off.

I always stick mountains of toilet paper on the sides of public toilets too.

You deserved those hours for not understanding basic chemistry or calling someone who did. benthewraith and I'd wager a lot of other people wouldn't have taken but a couple minutes to sort that out.