UPDATE: Just got off the phone with my Exec. Relations rep again.
He said that the lead genius at the Apple store took another look at my laptop after I dropped it off, and said that her "years of experience" tells her that it will probably result in accidental damage.
I said okay, you and I and everybody in that damn store knows that the scratch is accidental damage, but there's also a dispute over the definition of "wear and tear", and why does that change the fact that a fan failed?
He said that he spoke to an engineer an hour ago regarding my situation, and the engineer told him that repairing the laptop would obviously involve removing the case, and because of the very slight bend in the DVI port, there could be stress on the logic board during repair. That means that if the technician isn't careful (As if he shouldn't always be???), damage to the logic board could result from trying to replace the fan. And that's their rationale for telling me that I need to fork over $700 for a new case before they'll touch the machine.
I told him that as a college kid, I'm really in no position to shell out that kind of money, and the current economic troubles are making things even worse.
It sounds like I'll have to pay for something, and I'm really not liking that option. I'll call up my lawyer within the next 24 hours and brief him on the situation. The definition of "wear and tear" might be something I'll have to prove with "legal" force.