Is your lawyer free or something?
My lawyer charges $300 an hour, but even spending one hour with him defining "reasonable wear and tear" and going over the legalese in the AppleCare contract would be better than spending $700 so Apple can fix their failed component.
What I don't understand is your claim that that bent metal on the DVI port is "normal wear-and-tear". Don't you think you would have read something about that on this thread? It's absolutely unheard of that that kind of damage can occur from mere day-to-day use. The palm rest - I could see that being damaged by wear and tear. But the fact that you aren't mentioning how that DVI port could have been damaged suggests to me that you're hiding some incident from the rest of us.
I've actually stated at least four times how I think the DVI port could have been distorted. If you'll go back and read all of my posts, in almost every single one I state that the laptop is transported daily. I'll say it again...
It is picked up and set on desks every single day. When I set it on a desk, it typically falls about 1cm while I gently pull my fingers out from beneath it. Due to the size of the laptop, it should be expected that it would at least drop slightly when being set down. If you want to define that as "dropping" a laptop, then you are insanely overprotective. Over a period of 1.5 years, a material such as aluminum would gradually give way. In addition to setting it down, it is carried in a protective InCase sleeve and strapped into a backpack. The backpack is designed for a 15.4 inch laptop, and with that protective sleeve on, it is a very snug fit when I place it into the pocket and buckle it in.
Furthermore, if I actually dropped the laptop, there would be a dent or noticeable bend on the bottom of the case. There is no such crease or dent. I understand your suspicions, but some people are really taking their accusations too far.