For those who are interested (Yes, I have too much time on my hands!)
▪ Newbie => 0 - 29 posts (Small Fry)
▪ Member => 30 posts (Side Salad)
▪ Regular => 100 posts (Premium Salad)
▪ 6502 => 250 posts (Chipotle BBQ Snack Wrap)
▪ 6502a => 500 posts (Large Fry)
▪ 65816 => 1,000 posts (Chicken McNugget)
▪ 65832 => 1,500 posts (McChicken)
▪ 68000 => 1,505 posts (McMuffin)
▪ 68010 => 2,000 posts (McRib)
▪ 68020 => 2,005 posts (Hamburger)
▪ 68030 => 2,500 posts (Cheeseburger)
▪ 68040 => 3,000 posts (Premium Grilled Chicken)
▪ 601 => 5,000 posts (Big N' Tasty)
▪ 603 => 10,000 posts (Angus Deluxe)
▪ 604 => 15,000 posts (Double Quarter Pounder)
▪ G3 => 20,000 posts (Big Mac)
▪ G4 => 25,000 posts (Jumbo Jack)
▪ G5 => 30,000 posts (the only one here is mad jew, who is a McCafé Moderator Emeritus)
▪ Moderator (McCafé Moderator)
▪ Moderator Emeritus (McCafé Moderator Emeritus)
▪ macrumors god (macrumors god)
▪ Demi-God (Chocolate Triple Thick Shake)
▪ Demi-Goddess (Strawberry Triple Thick Shake)
▪ Contributor (Vanilla Triple Thick Shake)
▪ Banned (Mc'Banned)
▪ Guest (Mc'Guest)